Author Topic: Gays Like Bodies That Remind Them Of 14 Year-Old Boys  (Read 28561 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Rabbit of Caerbannog

  • He's Got Great Big Teeth and the Holy Hand Grenade!
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2919
  • Gender: Male
  • Hit me with your best shot! Fire awaaaay!
Gays Like Bodies That Remind Them Of 14 Year-Old Boys
« on: January 18, 2012, 10:49:07 pm »
Yes, you read that right, folks. That's what the hosts of The John & Ken Show had to say when discussing the 69th Golden Globes Awards, right after making the conspiratorial claim that the Jews gays run Hollywood and the fashion industry:

SHANNON FARREN: I don't watch [awards shows] because every time I do, I just want to feed them a burger, every actress I see. I just want to feed them the look so emaciated.
 
JOHN KOBYLT: I know they look so--that's not attractive.
 
KEN CHIAMPOU: But that's the game though. They have to be more emaciated than the other famous actress.
 
SHANNON FARREN: Yeah, and this is the time of year.
 
JOHN KOBYLT: That's right. And it's because--
 
KEN CHIAMPOU: They get jealous and see photos of someone thinner than them.
 
JOHN KOBYLT: Gay guys control the fashion industry and the casting industry and the whole Hollywood look. And gays like bodies that remind them of a 14 year old-boy. Guys like curves. Guys like curves. Absolutely, positively. It's biological, because a woman with curves looks like she can bear your children successfully and that's biologically what a man is looking for. So sexually a guy is much more turned on by a woman with curves than these 14 year old-boy stick figures. And that's how I know for sure, I don't need to do any research or any proof that it's gay guys who control the entire casting industry.

Unsurprisingly, the duo have a history of bigoted comments.

Offline ironbite

  • Overlord of all that is good in Iacon City
  • Kakarot
  • ******
  • Posts: 10287
  • Gender: Male
  • Your True God
Re: Gays Like Bodies That Remind Them Of 14 Year-Old Boys
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2012, 11:00:01 pm »
So if gays like people with 14-year old stick boy figures how do you explain all those congressmen and big name media figures who are happily married, have 2.5 kids, and are caught fucking a 14 year old boy?

Ironbite-cause those guys are obviously not gay.

Offline N. De Plume

  • Mysterious Writing Implement
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1936
  • Gender: Male
  • Nom, nom, nom…
Re: Gays Like Bodies That Remind Them Of 14 Year-Old Boys
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2012, 11:02:45 pm »
Never heard of Bears, have they?
-A Pen Name

Offline Art Vandelay

  • Greatest Person to Ever Grace this Shitty Forum
  • Kakarot
  • ******
  • Posts: 9623
  • Gender: Male
  • Check Your Privilege
Re: Gays Like Bodies That Remind Them Of 14 Year-Old Boys
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2012, 11:07:21 pm »
Quote from: Moron
I don't need to do any research or any proof that it's gay guys who control the entire casting industry.
Er, yes actually. Yes you do. You know what else you need? The ability to form grammatically correct sentences.
« Last Edit: January 19, 2012, 12:58:22 am by Art Vandelay »

Offline gyeonghwa

  • Uppity and Proud of It
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2041
  • Gender: Male
  • That angry queer your tone trolls warned you about
    • Queer & Khmer
Re: Gays Like Bodies That Remind Them Of 14 Year-Old Boys
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2012, 11:11:24 pm »
Never heard of Bears, have they?

Or gym bunnies.
That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one. ;)

Offline ironbite

  • Overlord of all that is good in Iacon City
  • Kakarot
  • ******
  • Posts: 10287
  • Gender: Male
  • Your True God
Re: Gays Like Bodies That Remind Them Of 14 Year-Old Boys
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2012, 11:17:10 pm »
Remember when you're gay, all you want to fuck are kids.  That's it.  Not adults your age or anything, kids.  As young as 5 years old.  Because a hole is a hole to a gay.

Ironbite-makes me sick.

Offline Witchyjoshy

  • SHITLORD THUNDERBASTARD!!
  • Kakarot
  • ******
  • Posts: 9044
  • Gender: Male
  • Thinks he's a bard
Re: Gays Like Bodies That Remind Them Of 14 Year-Old Boys
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2012, 11:26:10 pm »
*looks left at Bowser*

*looks at all the guys he crushes on who are big and very masculine and sometimes middle-aged*

*Looks at bara*

These people are stupid.
Mockery of ideas you don't comprehend or understand is the surest mark of unintelligence.

Even the worst union is better than the best Walmart.

Caladur's Active Character Sheet

Offline Captain Jack Harkness

  • Petter, Brony, and All-Around Cartoon Addict
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2868
  • Gender: Male
  • Or as a friend calls him, Captain Jack Hotness!
Re: Gays Like Bodies That Remind Them Of 14 Year-Old Boys
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2012, 12:09:25 am »
And that's how I know for sure, I don't need to do any research or any proof that it's gay guys who control the entire casting industry.

Screw the rules evidence; I have money bigotry!
My friend's blog.  Check it out!

I blame/credit The Doctor with inspiring my name change.

Offline Osama bin Bambi

  • The Black Witch
  • Kakarot
  • ******
  • Posts: 10167
  • Gender: Female
Re: Gays Like Bodies That Remind Them Of 14 Year-Old Boys
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2012, 12:11:00 am »
Formerly known as Eva-Beatrice and Wykked Wytch.

Quote from: sandman
There are very few problems that cannot be solved with a good taint punching.

Offline ironbite

  • Overlord of all that is good in Iacon City
  • Kakarot
  • ******
  • Posts: 10287
  • Gender: Male
  • Your True God
Re: Gays Like Bodies That Remind Them Of 14 Year-Old Boys
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2012, 12:26:47 am »
Referral denied.

Offline Captain Jack Harkness

  • Petter, Brony, and All-Around Cartoon Addict
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2868
  • Gender: Male
  • Or as a friend calls him, Captain Jack Hotness!
Re: Gays Like Bodies That Remind Them Of 14 Year-Old Boys
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2012, 12:27:09 am »
Linked for NSFW: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bara_example_1303.png

Your argument is invalid.

Referrer fail.  It does work if you copy the link and flat out paste it into the address bar, though.
My friend's blog.  Check it out!

I blame/credit The Doctor with inspiring my name change.

Offline Meshakhad

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2200
  • Gender: Male
  • The Night Is Dark And Full Of Terrors... Like Me
Re: Gays Like Bodies That Remind Them Of 14 Year-Old Boys
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2012, 02:18:13 am »
Someone send them a few gigs of gay porn with big muscular guys.
G-d's Kingdom Is A Hate-Free Zone

Quote from: Reploid Productions
Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.

Quote from: Meshakhad
GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE OR I WILL PUT A CAP IN YO ASS!

Offline lighthorseman

  • Argumentative Contrarian
  • On Probation
  • Bishop
  • *
  • Posts: 155
  • Proud Y chromosome owner
    • Company of the Wolf
Re: Gays Like Bodies That Remind Them Of 14 Year-Old Boys
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2012, 04:36:52 am »
So... DON'T 14 year old boys appeal to many homosexuals?
Let me make it real easy... if anyone is interested in my actual opinion, please ask, I'd love to talk to you. If you are interested in trying to catch me out in some sort of "gotcha, before you said 'many', but now you're saying 'lots', you totally shifted goal posts", then, I'm not playing.

Offline rosenewock21

  • The Snuffleupagus of the Satanic Sesame Street
  • God
  • *****
  • Posts: 585
  • Gender: Female
  • Holder of the sleepy time rag
Re: Gays Like Bodies That Remind Them Of 14 Year-Old Boys
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2012, 04:43:50 am »
Never heard of Bears, have they?

I knew one guy who liked bald guys. That was his thing. Bald guys who were normally much older than him.

But, you know, I'm sure he secretly wanted to fuck 14 year old boys. /sarcasm
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

Offline Kit Walker

  • Pope
  • ****
  • Posts: 413
  • Gender: Male
  • Grand Master Brain Wizard*
Re: Gays Like Bodies That Remind Them Of 14 Year-Old Boys
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2012, 09:22:10 am »
So... DON'T 14 year old boys appeal to many homosexuals?

I don't know what you're trying to say here but it seems like one of those comments that might end with everyone moving over to flame & burn at your expense.

On topic, this is one of those "oogity boogity boogity THE GAYS" comments. Anyhow, from what I understand, guys (gay or straight) aren't the focus of this "race to the bottom" of thinness in Hollywood and the real world. It's generally, again from what I understand I'm a cisgender male so I may be wrong, focused on looking good to other women. And as far as the fashion industry goes...smaller breasted thin girls are a lot more "one-size-fits-most" than curvy gals.
"Well believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway." - Crow T. Robot

*Actual title from the Universal Life Church Monastery, the outfit that ordained me as a wedding officiant.