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Offline Mira

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #150 on: July 28, 2013, 04:57:37 pm »
MaybeNever: Yes, my weird sick fetishes are much more about religion, ethnicity, and social strata.
MaybeNever: The lumpenproletariat doesn't just make revolutions hard, if you know what I mean.
I’ve grown overfed, unconcerned and comfortably numb
Kept busy indulging in the pleasures of the wealthy
Oh, someone make me afraid of what I’ve become!

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #151 on: July 28, 2013, 10:16:13 pm »
Mira: My chosen name was actually Katie
MaybeNever: Your chosen name?
MaybeNever: As in, they expected a girl?
Mira: They expected a vagina
MaybeNever: Do you intend to eventually give them one?
Mira: Yes, it is only fair
MaybeNever: Make sure to put it in a pretty box.
Mira: Hopefully it will be a pretty box
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #152 on: July 29, 2013, 05:49:26 am »
Jérémy: the point is when you talk with someone eventually, the word "friendship" will pop out
Moxie Crimefighter: well yes
Jérémy says: if it happens and one of the two don't care about the other the other gets hurt now, about us I like you but sometimes, I just don't understand you sometimes it feels like I'm your toy and you don't care sending a rollercoaster right at my face

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #153 on: August 02, 2013, 09:58:09 pm »
Mira: My chosen name was actually Katie
MaybeNever: Your chosen name?
MaybeNever: As in, they expected a girl?
Mira: They expected a vagina
MaybeNever: Do you intend to eventually give them one?
Mira: Yes, it is only fair
MaybeNever: Make sure to put it in a pretty box.
Mira: Hopefully it will be a pretty box

This is beautiful.
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You there. The creepy person who decided I was supporting their position. Stop it.

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #154 on: September 08, 2013, 10:45:10 pm »
*talking about a classmate boyfriend hates*
Boyfriend: I have to look up his picture to show you, some pictures just engender rage
*five minutes later*
Boyfriend: [link]
me: oh wow. thats bad
boyfriend: I know!
me: just replace the hat with a fedora and a status admitting hes a brony and he fits the perfect representative of the annoying side of the internet
boyfriend: he is a brony
me: I FUCKING KNEW IT
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #155 on: October 22, 2013, 01:17:34 am »
While discussing the various ways my junk has been almost destroyed

Amaterasu-Ōmikami: hell for some reason the world want's my junk gone since I dropped a clip on them yesterday
Antechrist: Perhaps the world is trying to do you a favour, in a twisted way.
Amaterasu-Ōmikami: A twisted annoying way.
Antechrist: "Don't worry, buddy, we'll take care of those annoying balls. It'll just take a few hundred shots to the nuts to solve them."

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #156 on: November 26, 2013, 01:22:07 pm »
I don't care if it's two post right after one another


Amaterasu-Ōmikami: also my D key broke off.
KZN02: Looks like someone needs the D.
Amaterasu-Ōmikami: i should punch you for that but I won't since I set my self up for that one.

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #157 on: January 10, 2014, 12:06:00 pm »
A little conversation with Madame Scarlet had me laughing. ;D

Damen: Seems like up until now work was eating your life away. We've talked often and it seems like most of the time you were either at work or on your way to or from it. I was starting to wonder if you even knew what your apartment looked like. :P
Madame Scarlet: A mess. :P
Madame Scarlet: There's a floor in it somewhere.
Damen: Ever look around at it and think "Now that's just not fair; I'm not here long enough for it to get that messy."?
Madame Scarlet: No.
Madame Scarlet: I'm just not there long enough to clean anything.
Damen: Heh, I've had moments when I'd look at some bit of funk in my room and think "When the hell did that get there?"
Madame Scarlet: I think I will name the mess Freddy.
Madame Scarlet: Freddy's been steadily growing for months.
Madame Scarlet: Sometimes I have the energy to hack away at bits of him, but not often enough to make a big dent.
Madame Scarlet: Anyway, gotta guard.
Damen: ...that is so going up on the forums. :D
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #158 on: April 13, 2014, 11:11:16 pm »
[10:04:40 PM] Hofstadter's Tortoise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cirhQ8iLdbw
[10:04:45 PM] Hofstadter's Tortoise: watch the whole thing
[10:04:47 PM] Hofstadter's Tortoise: trust me
[10:05:00 PM] Hofstadter's Tortoise: like normally theres a dick when i say trust me
[10:05:08 PM] Hofstadter's Tortoise: but this time its asian music
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #159 on: April 16, 2014, 05:41:08 pm »
I dunno, Hof...
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You there. The creepy person who decided I was supporting their position. Stop it.

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #160 on: April 16, 2014, 05:44:34 pm »
What the fuck did I just watch?

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #161 on: April 16, 2014, 06:24:31 pm »
So wrong. ;D
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #162 on: July 06, 2014, 10:09:33 pm »
(after a long net fart, I return to Skype and this happens)

[6:59:00 PM] Hofstadter: nyur
[8:56:52 PM] Hofstadter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Qfi8qXKaA смотри
[9:04:35 PM] John Damen: Bah.
[9:04:44 PM] Hofstadter: its awesome!
[9:06:54 PM] John Damen: Not sure if want.
[9:07:16 PM] Hofstadter: did i accidentally send you porn...
[9:07:18 PM] Hofstadter: ...do
[9:07:20 PM] Hofstadter: no
[9:07:20 PM] Hofstadter: ok good
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