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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2012, 05:19:03 pm »
Within earshot of your cat?
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2012, 05:27:16 pm »
I've been subjected, & I don't like it.

I've stated categorically that I'd eat cat.
Lithp, that's now what people typically mean when they talk about "eating pussy."

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2012, 10:28:56 pm »
I don't care what other people do, I AM THE GODDAMN LITHP!

And if that little bastard doesn't stop biting me, I might just follow through.

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #33 on: February 02, 2012, 10:28:42 am »
John Damen: Mmm...my little pagan.
The_L: ...
The_L: BAD BRAIN!
The_L: For some reason, I now have an image of My Little Ponies in ritual garb.
John Damen: *chuckles* I am completely unsurprised that you'd think of ponies.
The_L: ...at least they weren't performing the Great Rite.
John Damen: *laughs*
John Damen: Are you my little pagan?
The_L: Mmm, yes. :3
John Damen: Heh, guy who was over last night, I was showing him a thing or three on the computer and he saw my pentacle. We ended up in a religious debate and I got the whole "paganism will poison your spirit" routine.
The_L: Ugh.
The_L: Tell him your spirit spent years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
John Damen: ...Oh dear goddess I love you.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #34 on: February 02, 2012, 01:10:46 pm »
Caitshidhe: IN THE TIME IT TOOK ME TO TYPE THIS MITT ROMNEY MADE ENOUGH MONEY TO BAIL A SERIAL KILLER OUT OF A FUCKING TEXAS PRISON
Caitshidhe: assbiscuit
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #35 on: February 06, 2012, 12:47:18 am »
m_antechrist: That's the story according to the back of the photo, anyway.
Shane For Wax: last time I trusted the back of the photo i got into some really bad trouble.
m_antechrist: Yeah, one of them told me to slash a cop's tires once.
m_antechrist: Good times.
Shane For Wax: I can imagine. Did you go on a date afterward?
m_antechrist: A date with the judge.
Shane For Wax: and an old priest and a young priest?
m_antechrist: And a strangely precocious 8-year-old.
Shane For Wax: Of course. No recipe is complete

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"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #36 on: February 06, 2012, 02:48:12 am »
m_antechrist: We should go into the MLP thread and derail it.
MaybeNever: What's the inverse of My Little Pony?
MaybeNever: Corporate accountancy?
m_antechrist: Your giant stallion?
MaybeNever: Yes, it is quite large.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #37 on: February 08, 2012, 02:17:34 am »
Conversing with my brother yet again (names changed to protect anonymity and all that):

Him (IMing me out of no where): question
Him: what
Him: kind of bear is best
Me: I don't know, which kind?
Him: answer the question
Me: Sunbears are fucking creepy.
Me: So those ones.
Him: false
Him: black bear
Me: And your reason for saying so?
Him: bears eat beats
Him: bears
Him: beats
Him: battle star galactica
Me: bitches, bongs, bling
Me: Bryan Adams.
Me: Bono,
Me: Bing Crosby
Me: Black bears.
Him: exactly
Him: now you see
Me: Oh my god.
Him: right?
Me: It's been right in front of my nose all this time.
Him: and now you can forever live in peace
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2012, 02:24:07 am »

Antechrist is Shane in this instance. And I am Alice.

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"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #39 on: February 12, 2012, 01:33:35 am »
Caitshidhe: seems like Obama is smiling in more photos than any president I can think of
Caitshidhe: except maybe Dubya
Caitshidhe: and even then it was the kind of smile you see on a kid who just shit his pants
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #40 on: February 17, 2012, 05:41:44 pm »
Cait: my life will not be complete until I see your fabulous faggy schlong
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #41 on: February 24, 2012, 01:23:04 am »
11:19 PM - MaybeNever: Haha, I've comfortably replaced it with torturous memories of Top Gun.
11:19 PM - MaybeNever: And me punching Tom Cruise right in the testicles.
11:20 PM - MaybeNever: Imagine a boot stomping on a Tom Cruise testicle... forever.
11:20 PM - Grumpy_McAntechrist: We need a flash video that does just that.
11:20 PM - MaybeNever: We need a boot that does just that.
11:21 PM - Grumpy_McAntechrist: Touche.

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12:43 AM - MaybeNever: And she thinks American is a language.
12:44 AM - MaybeNever: But that's silly.
12:44 AM - MaybeNever: It's a relationship with Christ.
« Last Edit: February 24, 2012, 02:55:09 am by Mlle Antéchrist »
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #42 on: February 24, 2012, 02:02:09 am »
Shane For Wax: Hehehe. That's what happens. It sneaks up on ya. One minute you have 6 games downloading the next you're trying to download a picture from the interwebs and it's telling you NO MOAR SPACE.
Grumpy_McAntechrist: Then you're sucking some guy's dick for a ten dollar game.
Shane For Wax: And a few more gigs of memory!
Grumpy_McAntechrist: Eventually they find you dead, crushed under 50 external hard drives.
Shane For Wax: Curse you, addictions!
Grumpy_McAntechrist: And the lack of sufficiently tiny solid state storage!
Shane For Wax: I shouldn't be able to fill up my 1TB external I just got... maybe...
Shane For Wax: it only took me a bit to fill up my 500
Shane For Wax: 500Gig... not 500 tera.
Shane For Wax: that would be odd
Grumpy_McAntechrist: Hah, 500TB would be like being immortal or something.
Shane For Wax: I am Shane MacFarlane of the Clan MacFarlane. I was born in 1989 in North Dakota. And I am immortal. My life is in these horcruxes-- I mean external hard drives.
Shane For Wax: Yeah. I just mashed Highlander with Harry Potter.
Grumpy_McAntechrist: You were born in the 80s, though, so you're still cool.

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"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #43 on: February 26, 2012, 05:43:52 pm »
3:39 PM - Grumpy_McAntechrist: Haha, my brother has Portal 2 on his wish list. I'm going to torture him with my newfound superiority.
3:40 PM - MaybeNever: "Accidentally" reveal various major plot points.,
3:40 PM - MaybeNever: Like the player IS GLaDOS.
3:40 PM - MaybeNever: And Wheatley IS GLaDOS.
3:40 PM - MaybeNever: And GLaDOS is Bruce Wayne.
3:40 PM - Grumpy_McAntechrist: And Bruce Wayne is... The Bat Man.
3:40 PM - Grumpy_McAntechrist: And Batman is a fag.
3:40 PM - MaybeNever: Conclusion: You are the Batman.
3:41 PM - MaybeNever: Ahaha, perfect timing.
3:41 PM - Grumpy_McAntechrist: Son of a bitch.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #44 on: February 28, 2012, 04:29:38 pm »
Attack of the dangling modifiers!


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The_L: Symbolic logic, as the name implies, represents statements and the relationships between them using letters and symbols.
The_L: For example, using the letter p to represent "The sun is shining" and q to represent "It is warm outside," the compound statement "The sun is shining and it is warm outside" would be represented by p ^ q.
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