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Man with two hearts has dual heart attacks
« on: January 20, 2012, 10:25:44 am »
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-two-hearts-survives-double-heart-attack-223043465.html

Chock this one up as our news of the weird for today. A man who has two hearts, the second was implanted on the belief his first heart was going to fail, had dual heart attacks. Not only that:
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Doctors then were able to successfully use a defibrillator to revive both hearts simultaneously.  He's now reportedly doing well with his two functioning hearts.

I don't know whether to comment on his insane luck at beating the odds or what must be a massive will to live.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Man with two hearts has dual heart attacks
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2012, 10:27:50 am »
/insert Doctor Who Timelord joke here

In all seriousness, that's pretty good! I was born with double of lots of things there shouldn't be double of but not hearts. Good that he survived that. That is some luck!

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Re: Man with two hearts has dual heart attacks
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2012, 10:35:57 am »
That's fucked up. Glad he's doing okay.
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Re: Man with two hearts has dual heart attacks
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2012, 10:51:02 am »
Wow... interesting. It's also cool that he has two hearts.


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Re: Man with two hearts has dual heart attacks
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2012, 10:51:45 am »
That is totally fucked up and totally awesome all at once.
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Re: Man with two hearts has dual heart attacks
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2012, 10:57:45 am »
That is totally fucked up and totally awesome all at once.

This. This was the appropriate response my brain couldn't muster up when I first saw this story.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Man with two hearts has dual heart attacks
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2012, 04:04:13 pm »
When all is functioning properly his blood must circulate really, really fast.
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Re: Man with two hearts has dual heart attacks
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2012, 04:36:10 pm »
Hell if I know... how does having two hearts work out? :o
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Re: Man with two hearts has dual heart attacks
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2012, 05:25:41 pm »
The whole two hearts thing reminds me of the Krogan from Mass Effect and there two organ deal which would be cool if we could implement it in modern medicine.

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Re: Man with two hearts has dual heart attacks
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2012, 05:27:16 pm »
Hell if I know... how does having two hearts work out? :o

The article mentioned something about it causing irregularities in his circulation.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Man with two hearts has dual heart attacks
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2012, 05:38:50 pm »
I keep wondering if you could get both hearts' rates close enough to show beat frequency.
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Re: Man with two hearts has dual heart attacks
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2012, 01:53:07 am »
That is totally fucked up and totally awesome all at once.

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Re: Man with two hearts has dual heart attacks
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2012, 11:36:48 am »
That is totally fucked up and totally awesome all at once.

I literally don't even know what else to say to this.
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