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Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« on: March 05, 2013, 04:48:20 pm »
I nominate The Doctor

• He has more insight into the nature of the universe than anyone on Earth
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2013, 04:51:39 pm »
I nominate Genevieve G. Rota for Pope, because even an insane female real-estate agent from Miami has to be better than any Cardinal.
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2013, 06:21:21 pm »
I nominate Pedobear. At least he'd be honest.
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2013, 06:23:35 pm »
I nominate Celestia.  Why not have a goddess of the sun leading such a huge religion?
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2013, 06:30:28 pm »
I nominate Stephen Colbert.*

*And when I say that I mean his television persona, which is essentially a fictional character and separate from Stephen Colbert the real human being.

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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2013, 08:41:53 pm »
I nominate Marilyn Manson. Did you know he's a fourth cousin twice removed of Pat Buchanan?
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2013, 08:45:20 pm »
I nominate Pedobear. At least he'd be honest.


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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2013, 09:07:51 pm »
I nominate Hank Hill of Strickland Popeane.

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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2013, 09:11:12 pm »
I nominate Dalboz of Zork: Grand Inquisitor fame. After all, what better place for the pope than stuffed inside a lantern?

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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2013, 10:16:51 pm »
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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2013, 10:23:35 pm »
Actually this may be a better fit:


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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2013, 10:25:39 pm »
Superman, King of Earth.


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« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2013, 10:34:21 pm »
I nominate Pedobear. At least he'd be honest.


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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2013, 11:10:17 pm »
"Why when I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking about God?"
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2013, 12:22:25 am »
Let's see.  I nominate Batman!  Just for the hell of it, I nominate 60's Batman! :D
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