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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2013, 12:27:47 am »
Let's see.  I nominate Batman!  Just for the hell of it, I nominate 60's Batman! :D

I nominate 60's Penguin

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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2013, 12:46:09 am »
I nominate Castiel.

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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2013, 12:48:32 am »
Let's see.  I nominate Batman!  Just for the hell of it, I nominate 60's Batman! :D

I nominate 60's Penguin

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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2013, 12:56:37 am »
I nominate Master Chief.
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2013, 12:35:56 pm »
Edward Elric, because why not? First agnostic pope.


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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2013, 01:06:33 pm »
Edward Elric, because why not? First agnostic pope.

I thought he was an atheist? Or is that just in the 2003 anime?

Anyway, I nominate the asshole persona that Penn adopts when confronting people over their religious/supernatural beliefs.
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2013, 07:54:44 pm »
I nominate 60's Penguin

Fuck Yeah Burgess Meredith.

I too would like to nominate Burgess Meredith. But as Mickey from the Rocky movies. I've always thought papal decrees would be worth it more if what was being decreed was people were bums or wrecking machines.
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2013, 08:16:16 pm »
I nominate Zaphod Beeblebrox.

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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2013, 08:26:20 pm »
Edward Elric, because why not? First agnostic pope.

I thought he was an atheist? Or is that just in the 2003 anime?

Anyway, I nominate the asshole persona that Penn adopts when confronting people over their religious/supernatural beliefs.
I seem to remember his using the word "agnostic" in the manga (which, admittedly, I've only read a bit of - though he was an atheist in the first anime, yes, and I'm actually much more familiar with that version.), doesn't really matter though, he'd be the first nonreligious pope. Also alchemy could look like miracles. See the first episode.


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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2013, 01:46:46 am »
I nominate Zaphod Beeblebrox.
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #26 on: March 07, 2013, 02:35:32 am »
I nominate Captain Picard.
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2013, 10:23:30 pm »
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2013, 01:25:38 pm »
I nominate Merlin from the old Sword in the Stone animated cartoon.
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2013, 04:33:36 pm »
Ibram Gaunt.
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