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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2013, 10:21:56 am »
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #31 on: March 21, 2013, 03:21:10 pm »
I nominate God.

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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2013, 04:56:08 pm »
I nominate the grandad from the werthers originals adverts.

He always had a creepy child molester vibe, so I think he would fit right in.

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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2013, 01:54:49 pm »
I'm surprised nobody's nominated him so....Optimus Prime! Seriously, who better to run a religion of peace than him?
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2013, 02:32:01 pm »
I nominate Light Yagami. He's already head of his own religion (admittedly, as god rather than high priest, but it's still relevant experience), and he'll probably be tough on child molesters.
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2013, 10:06:06 pm »
I nominate Jhalm, Captain of the Veiled, from Digger. Head of an organization that functions as devotees of ALL the gods, and formal to the point of using "forthwith" in a sentence. A sneaky little bastard, too. He'd fit right in!
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #36 on: June 21, 2013, 09:12:03 pm »
Nemesis Prime(The Alternity version who is kind of a god). He'd be the first warrior pope and would lead the Church against his foes with Run-Over as his personal weapon.
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #37 on: July 03, 2013, 04:45:57 pm »
Magnitude.

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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #38 on: July 04, 2013, 11:16:29 pm »
Professor Dumbledore

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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #39 on: July 05, 2013, 12:22:14 am »
I nominate, THE SPACE POPE
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Re: Nominate Fictional Characters for Pope
« Reply #40 on: July 14, 2013, 08:44:12 am »
I nominate the leader of the Third Street Saints.
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