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The Haiku Game
« on: March 05, 2013, 06:22:29 pm »
This is the simplest game ever.  You just write a haiku.  I'll start!

Here's a haiku for you guys:
I am a coder.
Code code code code code code code
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2013, 06:31:32 pm »
This is so stupid
I just fucking hate haikus
Cut this shit out, man

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2013, 07:00:44 pm »
No fucking way, bro.
I fucking like haikus, dog.
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2013, 07:20:28 pm »
On a more serious note, here's a haiku I wrote for my hero, Chad Warden.

Xbox ain't got games
Don't even gimme that shit
That shit ain't ballin'

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2013, 11:49:42 pm »
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2013, 12:02:45 am »
オハイオ州のように奇妙な

私はここで何をすべきか疑問に思う

再び変な感じ。

You didn't say it had to be in English

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2013, 12:55:17 am »
オハイオ州のように奇妙な

私はここで何をすべきか疑問に思う

再び変な感じ。

You didn't say it had to be in English

That seems a bit long for a haiku.  Care to provide romanization of it?

does it only follow the rules of a haiku in English translation?

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2013, 02:39:38 am »
I think the Japnese rules for haiku are they are allowed to be a bit longer (As far as I remember.)

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2013, 03:02:52 am »
Cornflakes. Cornflakes corn
flakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
cornflakes cornflakes corn.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2013, 06:50:17 am »
オハイオ州のように奇妙な

私はここで何をすべきか疑問に思う

再び変な感じ。

You didn't say it had to be in English

That seems a bit long for a haiku.  Care to provide romanization of it?

does it only follow the rules of a haiku in English translation?
Wait... what?  How is Google Translate coming up with that translation?

That poem reads:

Odd as Ohio
I'm thinking of the problem of what I should do here
There's a strange feeling again

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2013, 08:34:35 am »
オハイオ州のように奇妙な

私はここで何をすべきか疑問に思う

再び変な感じ。

You didn't say it had to be in English

That seems a bit long for a haiku.  Care to provide romanization of it?

does it only follow the rules of a haiku in English translation?
Wait... what?  How is Google Translate coming up with that translation?

That poem reads:

Odd as Ohio
I'm thinking of the problem of what I should do here
There's a strange feeling again

Well that's sorta what I wrote when I translated it...I think 

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2013, 09:55:29 pm »
Hablo español.
Puedo usarlo aquí.
íOrale, hombres!

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2013, 12:14:50 am »
I can't claim this as my own, but it's my favorite one:

Haiku are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2013, 03:55:19 am »
Watch me bump this thread.
I shall give it a new life
With a quick haiku.
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2013, 09:39:12 pm »
Smell the burning flesh.
Taste the tangy sulfur air.
Volcano season.