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Re: You're probably a fundie if...
« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2012, 11:37:37 pm »
-you won't believe transitional species exist despite tons of fossil evidence.
-you will believe demons attacked someone based on an unverifiable anecdote.
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Re: You're probably a fundie if...
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2012, 09:54:09 am »
-you won't believe transitional species exist despite tons of fossil evidence.

But where are the transitional fossils BETWEEN those transitional fossils?!  HERP DERP EVIL-LUTION IS A LIE!!!
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Re: You're probably a fundie if...
« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2013, 05:01:31 pm »
Your idea of religious persecution is not getting your way 100% of the time

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Re: You're probably a fundie if...
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2013, 08:05:38 pm »
You're probably a fundie if you find the idea that you are related to apes insulting but have no problem with the narrative that you were made out of dirt.
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Re: You're probably a fundie if...
« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2013, 11:08:22 pm »
If abortion is wrong but the baby dying from the mother not being able to afford care if the baby is premature

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Re: You're probably a fundie if...
« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2013, 11:53:18 pm »
You claim, "God does not send you to Hell, you send yourself to Hell," but when someone replies with, "Fine, I'll just refuse to go to Hell," you get upset and tell then they can't refuse because "they'll be sending themselves there against their own will" and somehow that makes sense to you.
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Re: You're probably a fundie if...
« Reply #36 on: June 29, 2013, 09:38:42 am »
-You play all your children's records backwards to find the evil satanic messages.
-You think Jazz is Devil Music.
-You think Sailor Moon teaches children the Dark Arts are the path to life.
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Re: You're probably a fundie if...
« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2013, 12:00:29 am »
- you think the pinko commie stuff in the Bible about loving your enemies and giving to the poor was added in by liberals

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Re: You're probably a fundie if...
« Reply #38 on: June 30, 2013, 12:19:39 am »
You think that snarky comments, downvoted comments or simply being ignored is OPRESHUN!!!

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Re: You're probably a fundie if...
« Reply #39 on: June 30, 2013, 12:30:38 am »
-You think that the government acknowledging gay people exist means they're going to force you to be gay.
-You think it's possible to force someone to change their sexual orientation.
-You think the repeal of DOMA means your church is going to be forced to perform gay marriages.
-You think religious freedom means having the ability to force others to live by your religious views.
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Re: You're probably a fundie if...
« Reply #40 on: June 30, 2013, 01:22:30 am »
You think people ignoring your paranoid ramblings, or commenting on something else, means you've "won".

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Re: You're probably a fundie if...
« Reply #41 on: June 30, 2013, 11:50:14 am »
...You can read an entire RR thread without wanting to laugh or cry.
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Re: You're probably a fundie if...
« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2013, 12:31:59 pm »
- you think homosexuality is a choice, as in, people actually CHOOSE to subject themselves to hatred, discrimination, and the possibility of being assaulted or murdered on a daily basis.

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Re: You're probably a fundie if...
« Reply #43 on: June 30, 2013, 07:07:08 pm »
Spoilered for length.  I have a lot of these lying around.

(Well, technically they were written as "More Things You Have To Believe To Be A Republican Today", but there's a lot of overlap between Fundies and the GOP nowadays)

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Fundie Doublethink:
* The Bible is the inerrant, literal word of God when it talks about the Earth being created in six days and homosexuality being an abomination. The Bible is a flawed work interpreted by errant humans when it talks about loving your neighbor, turning the other cheek, and the evils of greed.
*  All life is sacred and precious from the moment of conception until the moment of birth.
* You're not a sexist.  You just think women are nothing but baby machines and servants.

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Re: You're probably a fundie if...
« Reply #44 on: June 30, 2013, 10:38:42 pm »
Instead of Christians converting Pagans by using Pagan celebrations, Pagans supposedly converted Pagans by using pagan celebrations. (Some guy told me this in a coffee shop) face palm