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It seems that at least some people are wanting the first lady and the former first lady to run for President and vice in the 2016 election.


As you might imagine, the rapturites will have none of it.  For example:

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I know this is old hat, but I tell you now, if this abomination happens I am taking my family north and teaching them to speak Canadian.
Jeez...that is one of the worst canadian jokes I've ever heard.  Not that it matters:  I'd hope that we'd just toss the fucker back.  The last thing we need are those clowns coming up here!  He'd not want to stay anyway.  we're more "socialist" than the dems are in the states.

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Re: Michelle and Hillary for 2016?? Rapturites going nuts, again.
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2013, 12:08:49 pm »
Teaching them to speak Canadian? What's to teach? You just end your sentences with "eh".

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Re: Michelle and Hillary for 2016?? Rapturites going nuts, again.
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2013, 12:16:21 pm »
Teaching them to speak Canadian? What's to teach? You just end your sentences with "eh".

More or less this unless they move to Quebec, I believe a lot areas are really into speaking French, but this person is a rapturite, I doubt they understand that much.

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Re: Michelle and Hillary for 2016?? Rapturites going nuts, again.
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2013, 12:22:29 pm »
Teaching them to speak Canadian? What's to teach? You just end your sentences with "eh".

More or less this unless they move to Quebec, I believe a lot areas are really into speaking French, but this person is a rapturite, I doubt they understand that much.
And then there's this...

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I have always been afraid of Muslims. I remember the last time I flew (in '89 I think) I was on the plane and 2 men were sitting I think across the aisle talking in a foreign language. I was terrified that they were hijackers, and I was almost in tears the whole flight. In retrospect I think they may have been speaking French. But it was so scary for me at the time....

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Re: Michelle and Hillary for 2016?? Rapturites going nuts, again.
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2013, 12:33:42 pm »
Well that whole "speaking Canadian" thing just sounds like a joke. I know I have heard several variations of a joke where an US citizen says "We speak american in this country!"

As for Hillary/Obama, is Michelle experienced enough to be the president/vice-president? I know she's seen her husbands work and as the first lady she certainly is familiar with being in the spotlight and diplomacy, but is that enough?
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Re: Michelle and Hillary for 2016?? Rapturites going nuts, again.
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2013, 01:06:38 pm »
And when has Michelle even hinted at a presidential run?

Ironbite-no I think this loon is an idiot.

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Re: Michelle and Hillary for 2016?? Rapturites going nuts, again.
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2013, 01:21:46 pm »
And when has Michelle even hinted at a presidential run?

Ironbite-no I think this loon is an idiot.

Talk about jumping in someones grave if it was true though.

At least wait for him to not be president anymore.

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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2013, 03:29:09 pm »
Anything opposed by RR has merit.
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Re: Michelle and Hillary for 2016?? Rapturites going nuts, again.
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2013, 03:37:04 pm »
They think THAT'S bad? how about Maddow/Warren 2016? and the campaign slogan is "You mad, brah?"

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Re: Michelle and Hillary for 2016?? Rapturites going nuts, again.
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2013, 04:12:28 pm »
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I have always been afraid of Muslims. I remember the last time I flew (in '89 I think) I was on the plane and 2 men were sitting I think across the aisle talking in a foreign language. I was terrified that they were hijackers, and I was almost in tears the whole flight. In retrospect I think they may have been speaking French. But it was so scary for me at the time....

I'm almost 100% sure this is a joke post. And 100% sure about the "speaking Canadian" post.
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« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2013, 05:06:40 pm »
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I have always been afraid of Muslims. I remember the last time I flew (in '89 I think) I was on the plane and 2 men were sitting I think across the aisle talking in a foreign language. I was terrified that they were hijackers, and I was almost in tears the whole flight. In retrospect I think they may have been speaking French. But it was so scary for me at the time....

I'm almost 100% sure this is a joke post. And 100% sure about the "speaking Canadian" post.

You obviously haven't met the kind of people I've met.
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Re: Michelle and Hillary for 2016?? Rapturites going nuts, again.
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2013, 05:24:56 pm »
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I have always been afraid of Muslims. I remember the last time I flew (in '89 I think) I was on the plane and 2 men were sitting I think across the aisle talking in a foreign language. I was terrified that they were hijackers, and I was almost in tears the whole flight. In retrospect I think they may have been speaking French. But it was so scary for me at the time....

I'm almost 100% sure this is a joke post. And 100% sure about the "speaking Canadian" post.
Yeah, but this is Rapture Ready. The site where people speak in creepy sexual terms about Jesus and Obama is seen as the second coming of Hitler.

And since we're discussing Canada...

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Re: Michelle and Hillary for 2016?? Rapturites going nuts, again.
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2013, 11:17:41 pm »
As for Hillary/Obama, is Michelle experienced enough to be the president/vice-president? I know she's seen her husbands work and as the first lady she certainly is familiar with being in the spotlight and diplomacy, but is that enough?
Given what the "experienced" politicians do, what have we got to lose with someone lacking it?
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Re: Michelle and Hillary for 2016?? Rapturites going nuts, again.
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2013, 12:19:00 am »
Also why is this in this particular sub-forum?  I know it comes from Rapture Retarded Mental Developmentals, but can't it go in Politics?

Ironbite-just saying.

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Re: Michelle and Hillary for 2016?? Rapturites going nuts, again.
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2013, 12:40:10 am »
Also why is this in this particular sub-forum?  I know it comes from Rapture Retarded Mental Developmentals, but can't it go in Politics?

Ironbite-just saying.
Hmmm...good point.  Can a mod move it?