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Three-Word Story
« on: July 08, 2013, 01:45:18 am »
This is a fairly simple yet hilarious game. Everyone collaborates on a story by writing three words at a time.

Rules:

Write your three words in bold.

Ex: My sister just

Repost the previous portion of the story when adding words.

Ex: My sister just ate a cookie

You can add whatever punctuation you want, including sentence/paragraph breaks.

Ex: My sister just ate a cookie, which was tasty.

OK, to begin:

One day, Bob
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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2013, 01:55:15 am »
One day Bob fucked his sister
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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2013, 02:09:13 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss.
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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2013, 02:10:21 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then

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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2013, 02:13:19 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in

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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2013, 02:16:07 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which
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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2013, 02:32:08 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm
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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2013, 02:44:08 am »

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped
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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2013, 04:18:21 am »

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum
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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2013, 04:54:36 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat
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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2013, 05:15:14 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2013, 05:54:33 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty

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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2013, 09:09:49 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2013, 09:28:41 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler
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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2013, 09:30:06 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.