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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2013, 07:54:52 pm »
I swear, the line still sounds like "Cum in my boot".
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2013, 11:07:39 pm »
The meat puppies, they come to the slaughter, like children to an ice cream truck!

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2013, 11:26:40 pm »
If you dressed like that on purpose you would be the best hipster lesbian douchebag ever.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2013, 12:04:18 am »
Uh oh. Someone's at the door. Better put your pants back on. And hide the doughnuts.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Corinthians 13: 4-7

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2013, 02:11:26 am »
I for one am very suspect of the twist and mix magic drinks and I hope they develop it as some kind of comedy relief, not some nasty extended date rape.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2013, 05:13:44 am »
I'm not saying you're a loli, I'm saying you're a pseudololi. You're 15, but you look 9.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
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Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2013, 07:20:31 am »
The best part is when you think they're lesbians until you see the guy as a caveman in his nightmare.
I once had a nightmare about chickens pecking me to death on my driveway. I told my sister to save herself.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2013, 08:11:14 am »
You're a pain sometimes, telling me the same and then breaking that same order from your mistress.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2013, 08:55:05 am »
One piece of faecal matter on me, ONE PIECE!.. There's going to be trouble.

Combustibility; is that my ability to cum on Spencer's mother's bust?

This is my special fart underwear.

I'll just get a bucket of lava from behind the stone penis.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2013, 09:37:12 am »
I've been really into Buddhism lately, so i've been eating a lot of Chinese food.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2013, 01:18:50 pm »
Shhhhh. The nipple is speaking.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2013, 01:42:18 pm »
Your kid is throwing cars at me again.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2013, 05:46:24 pm »
Of course you can't talk, you're a dog.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2013, 06:19:09 pm »
When you're ready to start the party, please smack mister Flesh Stick in his bitch face.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2013, 07:46:57 pm »
Stop touching my rear, you're making me loose.