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Fun new past time in Sweden!
« on: September 19, 2013, 12:35:14 am »
And by that, I mean public masturbation.
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Sweden is now "okay" with public masturbation. On June 6, a 65-year-old man took off his shorts at a beach near Stockholm and began masturbating into the ocean. The man was charged with sexual assault, but was acquitted last week after a judge ruled he was not targeting a specific person.

Even though the Södertörn District Court's judgment stated it “may be proven that the man exposed himself and masturbated on this occasion,” the court decided the man had not committed a crime, a decision the public prosecutor agreed with, though he said in the future public masturbation might be considered disorderly conduct.
I can't quote much more because the article is rather short, but there you have it. I'm largely assuming that this is to offset the awesome Sweden exudes on a regular basis.
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Re: Fun new past time in Sweden!
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2013, 12:56:25 am »
Why did they charge hm with sexual assault? This seems like a prosecutor fuckup to me. I assume there are indecent exposure and.or exposure to minors laws in Sweden.
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Re: Fun new past time in Sweden!
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2013, 12:57:42 am »
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Re: Fun new past time in Sweden!
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2013, 07:39:05 am »
Don't tempt me, Sweden!

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Re: Fun new past time in Sweden!
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2013, 07:40:34 am »
Well, I know where I'm going for my next holiday.

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Re: Fun new past time in Sweden!
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2013, 08:08:21 am »
Targeting a specific person.

Oh god if i was in the courtroom all you would be able to hear is me snorting and dying...
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Re: Fun new past time in Sweden!
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2013, 08:38:03 am »
The ruling sounds fair since he surely wasn't targeting anyone. Disorderly conduct or indecent exposure would be more accurate.
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Re: Fun new past time in Sweden!
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2013, 08:50:00 am »
He wasn't harming anyone, spying on people or anything so I can agree with the ruling.
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Re: Fun new past time in Sweden!
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2013, 08:59:39 am »
Well, I know where I'm going for my next holiday.

Just don't go in the water.

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Re: Fun new past time in Sweden!
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2013, 11:08:48 am »
Well, I know where I'm going for my next holiday.

Just don't go in the water.
Yeah, because fish don't already blow their load in the ocean  ::)
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Re: Fun new past time in Sweden!
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2013, 03:24:13 pm »
Well, I know where I'm going for my next holiday.

Just don't go in the water.
Yeah, because fish don't already blow their load in the ocean  ::)

That's one of the things that puts me off going in the sea.

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Re: Fun new past time in Sweden!
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2013, 04:48:02 pm »
Well, I know where I'm going for my next holiday.

Just don't go in the water.
Yeah, because fish don't already blow their load in the ocean  ::)

That's one of the things that puts me off going in the sea.

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Re: Fun new past time in Sweden!
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2013, 12:14:21 am »
I wouldn't go in the water because certain species of fish have been known to swim right up into the root of all men's dreams, and have to be cut out. Oh, and we can't forget jellyfish that do the same thing too.


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Re: Fun new past time in Sweden!
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2013, 12:51:53 am »
I wouldn't go in the water because certain species of fish have been known to swim right up into the root of all men's dreams, and have to be cut out. Oh, and we can't forget jellyfish that do the same thing too.
Or the fish that I think, coincidentally, live in the Baltic Sea, and find human testicles to look like their prey.
Her3tik, you have groupies.
Ego: +5

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Re: Fun new past time in Sweden!
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2013, 01:35:56 am »
I wouldn't go in the water because certain species of fish have been known to swim right up into the root of all men's dreams, and have to be cut out. Oh, and we can't forget jellyfish that do the same thing too.
Or the fish that I think, coincidentally, live in the Baltic Sea, and find human testicles to look like their prey.
Which is why the locals have evolved a defence mechanism in the form of balls of steel.
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!