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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2700 on: January 08, 2016, 06:38:20 am »
Granted, but you can't translate those thoughts into anything you can understand.

I wish a certain somebody would finally shut the fucking hell up about gamergate.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2701 on: January 08, 2016, 10:19:01 am »
Granted, the certain somebody shuts the hell up... for five minutes. Enjoy your peace and quiet!

I wish I wasn't so adverse to making phone calls.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2702 on: January 10, 2016, 03:09:36 am »
Granted, you are now slightly less adverse to it.

I wish I could speak, read, write, comprehend and understand every language known to man and some known to monkeys.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2703 on: January 10, 2016, 01:54:17 pm »
Granted. A monkey takes offence at you insulting its mother and follows you around flinging poop at you at inconvenient moments.

I wish temperature in Buenos Aires was always in the 15°C - 25°C range.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2704 on: January 16, 2016, 05:27:06 pm »
Granted, but the temperature in the surrounding area is always 20 degrees higher, resulting in a massive and perpetual low pressure center in Buenos Aires. Let's just say I hope you like rain.

I wish for some chips.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2705 on: January 17, 2016, 08:14:38 pm »
Here you go, they're dill pickle flavored.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2706 on: June 10, 2016, 05:33:28 pm »
Granted. Megatron kills you to piss him off. It works.

I wish Hillary Clinton would suddenly be diagnosed with breast cancer, forcing her to quit the campaign and seek treatment (which would work - I don't want her to die), leaving the path open for Bernie Sanders to crush Trump in the general election.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2707 on: June 10, 2016, 09:09:57 pm »
Granted. The Republicans of the USA unite and rebel, transforming the nation into an anarchistic hellscape.

I wish I were a kinder, more selfless person.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2708 on: June 10, 2016, 10:13:03 pm »
Granted. You give everything you own to starving orphans in Africa, bankrupting yourself.

I wish my girlfriend would move in with me.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2709 on: June 10, 2016, 10:14:50 pm »
Granted, but she doesn't clean up after herself and is always late with the rent.

I wish for one million more wishes.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2710 on: June 10, 2016, 10:35:24 pm »
Granted.  You get tricked into blowing them all on more wishes in an endless loop.

I wish for Karma to catch up with Donald Trump

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2711 on: June 10, 2016, 10:41:29 pm »
Granted, he's reincarnated as a cucumber after he dies. Of course, he learns nothing from the experience, as he doesn't keep any memories of his previous life, or any sort of consciousness whatsoever. You know, because he's a cucumber.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2712 on: June 10, 2016, 11:18:08 pm »
Granted, it's now a dictatorship.

I wish everything I need to do this weekend was already done.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2713 on: June 11, 2016, 12:50:23 am »
Granted, it's all done wrong.


I wish Hamilton would come down to New Orleans.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2714 on: June 11, 2016, 02:04:18 am »
Granted, Alexander Hamilton is reanimated as a zombie, comes to New Orleans, and sets of the Zombie Apocalypse.

I wish I had 50 billion dollars.
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