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Offline Skybison

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2715 on: June 11, 2016, 02:13:14 am »
Granted.  However the impact of having the city of Hamilton taken from Ontario and crashed into New Orleans not only destroys New Orleans but the impact devastates the planet.

Granted.  You are given 50 billion dollars.  Two minutes later you are arrested because the money was stolen.

I wish for Random Guy to be found innocent.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2716 on: June 11, 2016, 11:09:00 am »
Granted. The person whose 50 billion were stolen disagrees, and sends thugs to beat up Random in revenge.

I wish I lived in the same city as either of the people I'm dating.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2717 on: June 11, 2016, 01:27:25 pm »
Granted, civil war breaks out.


I wish my singing voice was better.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2718 on: June 11, 2016, 06:57:42 pm »
Granted, you can only sing everything you say.

I wish I could speak without people always asking me to repeat myself.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2719 on: June 11, 2016, 09:36:40 pm »
Granted, but you're only able to "speak" through the medium of interpretive dance.

I wish my neck didn't hurt.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2720 on: June 11, 2016, 10:24:06 pm »
Granted, you've been beheaded.


I wish for more time to write.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2721 on: June 11, 2016, 10:28:02 pm »
Granted, you now live in frozen time and can't actually interact with the rest of the world beyond your writing implements.

I wish my body wouldn't need sleep.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2722 on: June 11, 2016, 11:31:50 pm »
Granted. Your mind does, though.

I wish even's health was not negatively affected at all by lack of sleep.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2723 on: June 11, 2016, 11:42:47 pm »
Granted. Your mind does, though.

I wish even's health was not negatively affected at all by lack of sleep.

Granted. However, due to the lack of sleep, he starts needing to eat 5 meals a day instead of 3, and the extra food costs cause him to not have enough money for things like rent and other expenses. He soon goes homeless.

I wish I could grind in video games without getting bored of it.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2724 on: July 10, 2016, 09:32:51 pm »
Granted. Enjoy your lobotomy.

I wish I could read minds.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2725 on: July 11, 2016, 12:49:54 am »
Granted, it's involuntary and never turns off.

I wish for fish.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2726 on: July 11, 2016, 01:26:39 am »
Granted, you are eaten by a Bull Shark

I wish I didn't have such low self esteem.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2727 on: July 11, 2016, 01:36:16 pm »
Granted, you are now such a self-assured, arrogant jerkass that nobody likes you anymore.

I wish I could get a job already.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2728 on: July 11, 2016, 02:02:22 pm »
Granted, you are hired as a tour guide by the Creation Museum with a contractual obligation to follow their script.

I wish I wasn't this tired.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2729 on: July 11, 2016, 02:56:14 pm »
Granted, you are now more tired.

I wish I had the power to create any food I desired, in any amount I desired, on command and without limit.
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