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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6465 on: May 06, 2017, 08:45:38 pm »
So the Challenger disaster happened because it crashed into what is basically a glass ceiling above the Earth? But what about all of the other successful launches before and after?
Jesus made an invisible hole to fly their silly rockets into a divine VR holodeck silly! Don't you know Jesus is awesome?

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6466 on: May 08, 2017, 09:53:00 pm »
Or maybe the other rockets successfully landed on the sky and left satellites on it so people would think the Earth is round.



I'm going with "Or Not"

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6467 on: May 09, 2017, 02:53:05 am »
You know what is weird about this cartoon? The magazine is called Sheeple. So it is obviously there to dupe the idiots. Yet it is that magazine saying that trans people are a satanic conspiracy. Do you think Dees is secretly pro trans?

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6468 on: May 09, 2017, 09:49:14 am »
I don't think even Dees knows what he supports, anymore.  The man has no mental censors.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6469 on: May 10, 2017, 12:13:53 am »
Hey David Dees supports fighting the evil Jewish conspiracy to move his shoes.

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Seriously though I don't think guys like Dees or Alex Jones support anything.  A liberal or a conservative support something, they have an ideology they think will make the world a better place and act according to that ideology's internal logic.

The Dees of the world however just want to be brave heroes fighting the EVILLLL powers that be.  So they grab anything that lets them feel like that no matter how little sense it makes or how much it contradicts other nonsense they buy into.  They don't care about fighting the plotters or making the world a better place, they just want to feel like messianic superheroes without doing any work.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6470 on: May 10, 2017, 12:34:08 am »
Helps that David Dees is completely and totally insane.

He's just babbling whatever comes to mind first.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6471 on: May 10, 2017, 08:57:02 am »
That's not how infrared thermal cameras work.
And I'm pretty sure this is not how the CIA works either.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6472 on: May 11, 2017, 05:32:54 am »


Wha... what?! :o

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6473 on: May 11, 2017, 05:40:19 am »
...That's political?

I guess the frog could refer to France as the elections are a recent thing but I have no idea what this would mean even if that is the context.

EDIT: Ah, Garrison...

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6474 on: May 18, 2017, 09:39:45 pm »
Oh. Dude. No. That's not how it works...
"Politician" is the occupational equivalent of "Florida".

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6475 on: May 18, 2017, 11:32:31 pm »
EDIT: Ah, Garrison...



There's some mighty fine projection going on there...

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6476 on: May 18, 2017, 11:36:44 pm »
The best part is that this comic was commissioned by the "autistic screeching" guy. And it isn't the first step ch comic that he has paid for.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6477 on: May 19, 2017, 12:00:46 am »
I think the best part is the "Make Bitcoin Great Again" hat.  Yes, because your next great target ought to be a failed cryptocurrency.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6478 on: May 19, 2017, 11:05:55 pm »
there was an actual incident about a person wearing that hat, it's a reference.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6479 on: May 19, 2017, 11:27:07 pm »
That's somehow even more depressing.
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