Author Topic: Creepypasta thread  (Read 1634 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline I am lizard

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 3545
    • https://www.instagram.com/p/9SIHifrULJ/
Creepypasta thread
« on: August 12, 2014, 12:24:03 am »
A thread to discuss what pasta's you think are good or bad.

Offline Ironchew

  • Official Edgelord
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1888
  • Gender: Male
  • The calm, intellectual Trotsky-like Trotskyist
Re: Creepypasta thread
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2014, 12:34:49 am »
Couldn't stand the ending of this one: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Old_Lady

I was expecting a cosmic horror go-mad-from-the-revelation ending. I attempted to rewrite the ending paragraph because I was so dissatisfied with the original.
Consumption is not a politically combative act — refraining from consumption even less so.

Offline R. U. Sirius

  • He Who Must Be Smooched By Cute FSTDT Forumgirls
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2896
  • Gender: Male
  • Just look at me. Who could distrust this face?
Re: Creepypasta thread
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2014, 12:44:46 am »
That urban legend's been around for decades.

My favorite creepypasta tend to involve ritual "games" with horrible consequences if you screw up. I once tried Bloody Mary as a kid; I didn't see her, but I swear to this day that I saw my head disappear in my reflection (and yes, I know it was just my imagination. Probably).
http://www.gofundme.com/kw5o78
My GoFundMe campaign. Donations are greatly appreciated.

http://imgur.com/user/RUSirius1/submitted
My Imgur account. Upvotes always appreciated

If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.

Offline Ironchew

  • Official Edgelord
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1888
  • Gender: Male
  • The calm, intellectual Trotsky-like Trotskyist
Re: Creepypasta thread
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2014, 12:46:43 am »
Consumption is not a politically combative act — refraining from consumption even less so.

Offline Art Vandelay

  • Greatest Person to Ever Grace this Shitty Forum
  • Kakarot
  • ******
  • Posts: 9558
  • Gender: Male
  • Check Your Privilege
Re: Creepypasta thread
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2014, 01:20:26 am »
Here's some shitty ones. The Holders. About 500 or so of the most formulaic and repetitive creepypastas you'll ever read.

Offline I am lizard

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 3545
    • https://www.instagram.com/p/9SIHifrULJ/
Re: Creepypasta thread
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2014, 02:28:34 am »
Here's some shitty ones. The Holders. About 500 or so of the most formulaic and repetitive creepypastas you'll ever read.
It replaces genuine suspense with throwing stuff about how "TEH MURERDER DOOR MAKE U DYE 5-EVAR!!!!!!!!"

Offline Ultimate Paragon

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 8423
  • Gender: Male
  • Tougher than diamonds, stronger than steel
Re: Creepypasta thread
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2014, 08:18:13 am »
It can't be as bad as Ihsoy.

Offline I am lizard

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 3545
    • https://www.instagram.com/p/9SIHifrULJ/
Re: Creepypasta thread
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2014, 01:41:15 pm »
It can't be as bad as Ihsoy.
Ihsoy is a trollpasta really.

Offline Ironchew

  • Official Edgelord
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1888
  • Gender: Male
  • The calm, intellectual Trotsky-like Trotskyist
Re: Creepypasta thread
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2014, 02:02:20 pm »
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/He_Played_Until_His_Fingers_Bled

More subtle than his tracts, but I like to think Jack Chick tried his hand at writing a creepypasta.
Consumption is not a politically combative act — refraining from consumption even less so.

Offline Lady Evil

  • Bishop
  • ***
  • Posts: 175
Re: Creepypasta thread
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2014, 03:46:17 pm »
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/He_Played_Until_His_Fingers_Bled

More subtle than his tracts, but I like to think Jack Chick tried his hand at writing a creepypasta.

Nah. Jack wouldn't make David Catholic. Didn't you know they eat babies?

Offline Ironchew

  • Official Edgelord
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1888
  • Gender: Male
  • The calm, intellectual Trotsky-like Trotskyist
Re: Creepypasta thread
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2014, 05:16:29 pm »
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/He_Played_Until_His_Fingers_Bled

More subtle than his tracts, but I like to think Jack Chick tried his hand at writing a creepypasta.

Nah. Jack wouldn't make David Catholic. Didn't you know they eat babies?

They apparently also set fire to buildings with lots of people inside. Jack Chick is playing the long game here.
Consumption is not a politically combative act — refraining from consumption even less so.

Offline Second Coming of Madman

  • Some of Internet Jesus
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1543
  • Gender: Male
  • Cisscum Internationale Society
Re: Creepypasta thread
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2015, 02:17:04 pm »
Oh, hey. This exists.

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Demon_Tobit_of_Delphia

One of my personal favorites, if only because it brings to mind The White Ship.
@KanzlerImaginos - Feel free to drop me a line.

Quote
Toddlers get too much exercise, they wouldn't make good veal.