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Five Nights at Freddy's
« on: August 18, 2014, 03:25:45 pm »
Considering how much this game has taken the web by storm, I think it deserves its own thread.

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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2014, 03:47:48 pm »
This game causes me physical pain trying to watch, that's how on edge it puts me.

I already suffer from anxiety enough thank you very much D:

And yet I'm simultaneously enamored with it.  Enamored with a game that I can't experience.

I mean, fuck, even Amnesia didn't make me feel this tense.
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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2014, 06:01:06 pm »
Never heard of it, and too lazy to google. what it be?

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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2014, 06:17:00 pm »
Imagine the old Sega CD game Night Trap but ten times more frightening, with a Chuck E. Cheese's expy that wants to kill you in the most horrid way possible.

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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2014, 07:14:23 pm »
I found the game intensly boring
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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2014, 07:29:27 pm »
I found the game intensly boring

I don't see how considering it's scarier than Amnesia, honestly, and you've mentioned Amnesia scares you.
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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2014, 07:39:37 pm »
I need to be immersed to be scared. Freddys didnt immerse me
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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2014, 07:53:56 pm »
I need to be immersed to be scared. Freddys didnt immerse me

Odd, I can't even watch a video without being immersed into it.
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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2014, 03:32:40 am »
My compy is ancient so I probably wouldn't be able to play it.  Instead I watched Markiplier play it and ... damn those are some creepy animatronics.  It was nerve wracking and I wasn't even playing it. 
Ducks shouldn't have teeth... Animatronic atavistic abomination.

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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2014, 03:36:17 pm »
It'd be nice if they put games like this on the consoles.  I'm not too fond of computer games.
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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2014, 11:53:10 pm »
My compy is ancient so I probably wouldn't be able to play it.  Instead I watched Markiplier play it and ... damn those are some creepy animatronics.  It was nerve wracking and I wasn't even playing it. 
Ducks shouldn't have teeth... Animatronic atavistic abomination.

Not only did that chick have teeth, it had TWO sets of teeth.

Yamimash had a good run with it too.

I love the game, 4-20 mode is an absolute bitch though.

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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2014, 02:22:13 am »
Yeah, I keep forgetting the 'duck' (as I and Markiplier called it quite a bit) was really a chicken... but it looks more like a duck from the pits of eternal suffering.

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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2014, 02:28:36 am »
Yeah, I keep forgetting the 'duck' (as I and Markiplier called it quite a bit) was really a chicken... but it looks more like a duck from the pits of eternal suffering.

They all have arrived from those pits, some just stewed a bit more first.

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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2014, 01:41:01 pm »
Good news everyone.

I actually managed to desensitize myself to the game's jumpscares to actually WATCH this damn game.

This is fantastic XD Granted, one jumpscare made me scream WITH Markiplier, but then I laughed it off XD

I love this game.  I'm never going to play it myself, partially because this is a game that's more fun for me to watch than play, but still.
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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2014, 02:02:49 pm »
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