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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #480 on: July 12, 2018, 10:39:13 pm »
Yeah, none of the ones I've been to in the last year and a half or so have had that function enabled anymore either
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #481 on: July 13, 2018, 09:20:32 am »
Good, so it isn't just the one closest to me.  That drove me absolutely fucking MAD.

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #482 on: July 15, 2018, 04:13:27 am »
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You have a right to speak. You don't have a right to be popular.
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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #483 on: July 15, 2018, 08:35:24 am »
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You have a right to speak. You don't have a right to be popular.
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #484 on: July 17, 2018, 03:45:15 am »
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You have a right to speak. You don't have a right to be popular.
Pls sticky in Preaching and Worship.

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #485 on: September 07, 2018, 01:38:57 pm »
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I Am Part of the Police Department Inside This Bank Robbery.

To be clear, ours is not the popular “police department” of the government, the one that enforces the laws against robbing banks. We want the robbery to succeed and think that the part where we made the bank clerks hand over all the money in their drawers at gunpoint was a step in the right direction.

But we believe our first duty is to make it out of the bank alive so we can spend the money we have stolen, and “Machine Gun” McGuire continues to act in a manner that is detrimental to our escape.

That is why many members of the “Gratuitously Murder All the Bank Tellers, Even If They Are Out Sick on the Day of the Robbery” Gang have vowed to do what we can to murder slightly fewer bank tellers during this particular robbery, while blaming as much of the whole crime spree as possible on “Machine Gun” McGuire as we shoot our way to the getaway vehicle. In this sense, we, too, are police officers.

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #486 on: September 07, 2018, 10:30:18 pm »
Those poor bank tellers. All they have ever wanted was to love, to be loved, and to be a banker.

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #487 on: September 17, 2018, 06:32:14 pm »
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When a man becomes intoxicated, he's not responsible for his actions.

When a woman becomes intoxicated, she's not only responsible for her actions, but also the actions of her rapist.
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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.