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Comic relief: Sovereign citizens vs Police.
« on: December 14, 2015, 09:30:19 am »
Just to counter all the bad stuff on the net recently, people who actually deserve to get tazered getting tazered:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM</a>


Funnily, in most cases they would have gotten off with a tiny fine or something if they hadn't decided to fuck with the police (and in one occasion try to flee from police pursuit) but being Sovereign "AM I BEING DETAINED!?!!" Citizens they of course make things worse for themselves...
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: Comic relief: Sovereign citizens vs Police.
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2015, 09:48:33 am »
Blame Alex Jones. And that banana DNA thing.

Found a LEO training film about these dorks. I'm good about resisting Patriot Act bullshit and view LEOs with a very wary eye, but FFS, stop antagonizing normal, non-bully cops trying to do their jobs.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALPs_n0WQaY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALPs_n0WQaY</a>

« Last Edit: December 14, 2015, 10:02:17 am by mellenORL »
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Re: Comic relief: Sovereign citizens vs Police.
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2015, 02:46:06 pm »
Yeah, there are a lot of stories about Sovereign citizens getting hostile on police and shooting police officers but still most comments about them on the net are about how silly they are and people don't realize how dangerous they are.

Rationalwiki has a good article on them: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Sovereign_citizen

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Also, the term "sovereign citizen" itself hilariously reflects the oxymoron logic of the sovereign citizen movement. A quick look at the definition of the two words will show that it's impossible to be both sovereign (self-governing) and a citizen (governed). Many in the movement realize this and call themselves "sovereign individuals" or mention their "sovereign rights" instead. However, they still don't wholly reject the law and government authority enough. Thus they are not genuinely worthy of that title.
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"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: Comic relief: Sovereign citizens vs Police.
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2015, 03:22:04 pm »
Wonder what would happen if every Sovereign Citizen ended up on an unknown island somewhere.

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Re: Comic relief: Sovereign citizens vs Police.
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2015, 04:27:50 pm »
Make it The Island of Catan, and watch as bloody incompetence ensues...
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Re: Comic relief: Sovereign citizens vs Police.
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2015, 06:11:46 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB8katyjc9Q" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB8katyjc9Q</a>

Guy gets arrested for driving without a license.
Female passenger insists that they are "free inhabitants" and are exempt from the law.
Woman refuses to cooperate with the officer and gets her dumbass arrested for obstruction.
Tries to accuse the officer of raping her while being handcuffed.
Continues to throw tantrum while guy getting arrested does nothing. Probably due to embarrassment.

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Re: Comic relief: Sovereign citizens vs Police.
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2015, 08:02:29 pm »
Wonder what would happen if every Sovereign Citizen ended up on an unknown island somewhere.
...probably would be a good reason to start getting concerned about government abuse of power at that point.

Unless you mean they just got magically transported there and they have to rebuild civilization, which is definitely something I'd pay to watch.
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Re: Comic relief: Sovereign citizens vs Police.
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2015, 10:58:05 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB8katyjc9Q" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB8katyjc9Q</a>

Guy gets arrested for driving without a license.
Female passenger insists that they are "free inhabitants" and are exempt from the law.
Woman refuses to cooperate with the officer and gets her dumbass arrested for obstruction.
Tries to accuse the officer of raping her while being handcuffed.
Continues to throw tantrum while guy getting arrested does nothing. Probably due to embarrassment.

OMG....ding...ding...ding...ding...ding...even the car is trying to tell her to STFU.
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Re: Comic relief: Sovereign citizens vs Police.
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2015, 12:54:43 am »
That was pretty full on!
Ultimate Paragon admits to fabricating a hit piece on Politico.

http://fqa.digibase.ca/index.php?topic=6936.0

The party's name is the Democratic Party. It has been since 1830. Please spell correctly.

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Re: Comic relief: Sovereign citizens vs Police.
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2015, 10:24:38 am »
I had to turn down the volume. Her screeching was making me laugh and want to gag her at the same time.
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Re: Comic relief: Sovereign citizens vs Police.
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2016, 01:34:45 am »
These are the instances where I want to hug a cop!  ::)

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Re: Comic relief: Sovereign citizens vs Police.
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2016, 02:44:30 am »
Wonder what would happen if every Sovereign Citizen ended up on an unknown island somewhere.
With or without one moonshine still?