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Re: Would you like to date a tank? You can now do it in a Japanese game.
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2016, 09:57:56 am »
I would say this is the weirdest thing I've seen, but I've seen one erog game where all the characters except you are female versions of various historic figures like Oda Nobunaga and Napoleon. (Granted it plays like some weird bastard child of Fire Emblem and Nintendo Wars)

I may be wrong, but I don't believe that Fate/Grand Order is an eroge. For one thing, as far as I know, there isn't a single sex scene in the game, which is... kind of required for it to be an eroge, by definition.

Eroge or not, I'm sure some people still get off on it.

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Re: Would you like to date a tank? You can now do it in a Japanese game.
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2016, 12:56:42 pm »
I would say this is the weirdest thing I've seen, but I've seen one erog game where all the characters except you are female versions of various historic figures like Oda Nobunaga and Napoleon. (Granted it plays like some weird bastard child of Fire Emblem and Nintendo Wars)

I may be wrong, but I don't believe that Fate/Grand Order is an eroge. For one thing, as far as I know, there isn't a single sex scene in the game, which is... kind of required for it to be an eroge, by definition.

Eroge or not, I'm sure some people still get off on it.

If we're going by that logic, why don't we just dump every game from Japan ever, plus Borderlands, Skullgirls, Street Fighter, and just about any other video game into a bin marked "sex games"? People get off on those too, you know.

EDIT: Oh, and Overwatch too. And league of legends, I've seen a ton of porn of League of Legends.
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Re: Would you like to date a tank? You can now do it in a Japanese game.
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2016, 01:41:57 pm »
I would say this is the weirdest thing I've seen, but I've seen one erog game where all the characters except you are female versions of various historic figures like Oda Nobunaga and Napoleon. (Granted it plays like some weird bastard child of Fire Emblem and Nintendo Wars)

I may be wrong, but I don't believe that Fate/Grand Order is an eroge. For one thing, as far as I know, there isn't a single sex scene in the game, which is... kind of required for it to be an eroge, by definition.

I think you and me are talking about two different games, I can't remember the name of the one I'm talking about, but it's not what you mentioned. And if they are the same game you may have seen the censored version.

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Re: Would you like to date a tank? You can now do it in a Japanese game.
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2016, 02:42:38 pm »
I would say this is the weirdest thing I've seen, but I've seen one erog game where all the characters except you are female versions of various historic figures like Oda Nobunaga and Napoleon. (Granted it plays like some weird bastard child of Fire Emblem and Nintendo Wars)

I may be wrong, but I don't believe that Fate/Grand Order is an eroge. For one thing, as far as I know, there isn't a single sex scene in the game, which is... kind of required for it to be an eroge, by definition.

I think you and me are talking about two different games, I can't remember the name of the one I'm talking about, but it's not what you mentioned. And if they are the same game you may have seen the censored version.

They must be different games, then. Because Fate/Grand Order, the only game I can think of with a female Nobunaga Oda, is in no way an eroge.
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« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2016, 03:18:56 pm »
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« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2016, 03:23:44 pm »
To be fair, Rosario + Vampire and Tenchi Muyo are good, even if the former is exceptionally heavy on the fanservice.
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« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2016, 03:27:28 pm »
To be fair, Rosario + Vampire and Tenchi Muyo are good, even if the former is exceptionally heavy on the fanservice.

True. Loved reading Rosario+Vampire when it was a thing.
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« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2016, 06:39:24 pm »
I watched Rosario + Vampire. I basically called it Fanservice/Panty Shot and a Vampire.
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Re: Would you like to date a tank? You can now do it in a Japanese game.
« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2016, 06:51:22 pm »
I just had a thought. If you preferred armoured cars or self propelled artillery/AT guns to tanks, does that mean you have a midget fetish according to this game?

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« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2016, 07:25:28 pm »
I watched Rosario + Vampire. I basically called it Fanservice/Panty Shot and a Vampire.

Yeah I much preferred the Manga.
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« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2016, 07:33:03 pm »
I would say this is the weirdest thing I've seen, but I've seen one erog game where all the characters except you are female versions of various historic figures like Oda Nobunaga and Napoleon. (Granted it plays like some weird bastard child of Fire Emblem and Nintendo Wars)

I may be wrong, but I don't believe that Fate/Grand Order is an eroge. For one thing, as far as I know, there isn't a single sex scene in the game, which is... kind of required for it to be an eroge, by definition.

Eroge or not, I'm sure some people still get off on it.

If we're going by that logic, why don't we just dump every game from Japan ever, plus Borderlands, Skullgirls, Street Fighter, and just about any other video game into a bin marked "sex games"? People get off on those too, you know.

EDIT: Oh, and Overwatch too. And league of legends, I've seen a ton of porn of League of Legends.

That was a joke about people having niche fetishes, not about the game itself.

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« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2016, 10:06:07 pm »
I would say this is the weirdest thing I've seen, but I've seen one erog game where all the characters except you are female versions of various historic figures like Oda Nobunaga and Napoleon. (Granted it plays like some weird bastard child of Fire Emblem and Nintendo Wars)

I may be wrong, but I don't believe that Fate/Grand Order is an eroge. For one thing, as far as I know, there isn't a single sex scene in the game, which is... kind of required for it to be an eroge, by definition.

I think you and me are talking about two different games, I can't remember the name of the one I'm talking about, but it's not what you mentioned. And if they are the same game you may have seen the censored version.

They must be different games, then. Because Fate/Grand Order, the only game I can think of with a female Nobunaga Oda, is in no way an eroge.

It is, however, from a series that started as an eroge visual novel (and, having played Fate/Stay Night, the porn is actually the least of its problems. Yeah, watch the animes instead).
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Re: Would you like to date a tank? You can now do it in a Japanese game.
« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2016, 10:38:34 pm »
I would say this is the weirdest thing I've seen, but I've seen one erog game where all the characters except you are female versions of various historic figures like Oda Nobunaga and Napoleon. (Granted it plays like some weird bastard child of Fire Emblem and Nintendo Wars)

I may be wrong, but I don't believe that Fate/Grand Order is an eroge. For one thing, as far as I know, there isn't a single sex scene in the game, which is... kind of required for it to be an eroge, by definition.

I think you and me are talking about two different games, I can't remember the name of the one I'm talking about, but it's not what you mentioned. And if they are the same game you may have seen the censored version.

They must be different games, then. Because Fate/Grand Order, the only game I can think of with a female Nobunaga Oda, is in no way an eroge.

So I did find out the name of the game I was talking about It's called Eiyu*Senki -The World Conquest so yeah we were talking about two separate games.

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« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2016, 01:27:59 am »
The fact that there are at least two different, completely unrelated games that feature a female Oda Nobunaga is not exactly something I expected to learn today.
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« Reply #29 on: March 29, 2016, 02:02:24 am »
Then there's Nobunagun manga&anime where Nobunaga (and a bunch of other historical celebreties) are reincarnated (slightly more complicated than that, but let's just call it reincarnation) into becoming superpowered soldiers to fight against alien invasion.

...And we get a teenage girl Nobunaga who uses magic-guns to kill aliens while fighting alongside Sir Isaac Newton (also a woman) and Jack the Ripper.

...And Drifters where a bunch of dead soldiers from history are sent to a fantasy world on the moment of their death by some kind of powerful creature to fight against an evil empire and the main Character is Nobunaga.

And a manga where a random cook from modern Japan ends up in the past and works as a cook for Nobunaga.

And a manga where a random guy from modern Japan ends up in the past and since the real Nobunaga isn't interested in doing his job the main character takes his place to ensure that history happens the way it was written (if the last two are not set in the same setting I am terribly disappointed.)

...And at least few more mangas where Nobunaga shows up which is weird because either Japan rediscovered him recently or I just hadn't known that putting him in a manga/anime is such a common trope in Japan.
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