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GOP Clowns
« on: February 09, 2012, 09:38:03 pm »
Mitt Romney



Newt Gingrich



Ron Paul



Rick Santorum

I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: GOP Clowns
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2012, 10:13:24 pm »
They will all haunt my nightmares

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Re: GOP Clowns
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2012, 10:41:11 pm »
Thanks for making clowns even more creepy...

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Re: GOP Clowns
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2012, 11:10:33 pm »
It is getting harder and harder for me to defend clowns.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: GOP Clowns
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2012, 04:43:43 am »
The world doesn't need a Santorum clown. It just doesn't need one.
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Re: GOP Clowns
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2012, 09:48:53 am »
Ron Paul is a jester.

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Re: GOP Clowns
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2012, 11:10:58 am »
"Kids, we hired Frothy the Clown for your birthday party!"
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: GOP Clowns
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2012, 01:06:51 pm »
Ron Paul is a jester.

To be fair, Jesters are somewhat of an offshoot of Clowns

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Re: GOP Clowns
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2012, 05:02:08 pm »
"Kids, we hired Frothy the Clown for your birthday party!"

Oh god, nooooooo D:
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Re: GOP Clowns
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2012, 05:05:45 pm »
Ron Paul is a jester.

To be fair, Jesters are somewhat of an offshoot of Clowns

Jesters are funny. Clowns are scary.

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Re: GOP Clowns
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2012, 06:54:24 pm »
They will all haunt my nightmares

Damn you, Lexicon!

You're welcome. Sweet dreams.

Thanks for making clowns even more creepy...

On the brighter side the GOP candidates are slightly less creepy. Well maybe except Santorum. You can't really back from infinite creepiness.

Ron Paul is a jester.

To be fair, Jesters are somewhat of an offshoot of Clowns

Jesters are funny. Clowns are scary.

http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/forum/62917-Sinister-Jester-Costume-large.jpg


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http://www.phantomreel.com/13fx/jester/eviljester1.jpg
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: GOP Clowns
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2012, 07:02:35 pm »
Don't forget Pennywise.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: GOP Clowns
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2012, 08:38:14 pm »
Cicero is scary and funny.

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Re: GOP Clowns
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2012, 10:27:05 am »
I just wish they were mimes, so they would shut the fuck up.

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Re: GOP Clowns
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2012, 07:54:21 pm »
...Well, now clowns are even freakier, since now one might rant about Christian America while attacking me with a chainsaw.
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