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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #2115 on: March 01, 2018, 10:41:35 am »
There is not enough popcorn in the fucking universe.

You'd have to basically launch all the corn in kansas into the sun followed by all the butter in denmark

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #2116 on: March 01, 2018, 09:07:12 pm »
There is not enough popcorn in the fucking universe.

You'd have to basically launch all the corn in kansas into the sun followed by all the butter in denmark

If you sell all that at the typical rate for movie popcorn, you'd end up a quintillionaire overnight.

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #2117 on: March 01, 2018, 10:13:37 pm »
We have yet another resignation, this time by Communications Director Hope Hicks. Normally, I'd be astonished that a 29 year-old with no political experience got such a high-ranking White House job in the first place, but this is the Trump administration.
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #2118 on: March 02, 2018, 01:28:09 am »
That position is as cursed as Defense Against The Dark Arts Teacher in Hogwarts.
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #2119 on: March 02, 2018, 01:32:52 am »
Don't worry. Trump doesn't need any of those people, since he's smarter than all of them.

https://www.usnews.com/news/the-report/articles/2017-10-20/president-trump-thinks-hes-the-smartest-person-in-the-room
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #2120 on: March 02, 2018, 09:46:33 am »
After reading this article, I think Prima Donald should install a revolving door in the White House.
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #2121 on: March 02, 2018, 11:04:32 am »
Trump is about to start a trade war simply because he can and the only one who loses is all of USA.
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #2122 on: March 02, 2018, 11:18:17 am »
Yup he's managing to piss off Republicans and Democrats with this one.
Hey remember that tax cut you got? Now you can use that money to afford things that are about to become more expensive due to tariffs. Hooray!?

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #2123 on: March 02, 2018, 03:07:35 pm »
EU, China and Canada are already firing back at USA by announcing tariffs unless USA backs down. Which it will do like a little bitch unless Trump wants to ruin USA's economy just because he doesn't want to admit defeat.

...Could go either way really.
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #2124 on: March 02, 2018, 06:08:18 pm »
Congress might step in on this one as he's gonna hurt the GOP's bottom line.

Ironbite-Corporate Masters are probably not liking this one bit.

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #2125 on: March 02, 2018, 06:59:25 pm »
Congress might step in on this one as he's gonna hurt the GOP's bottom line.

Ironbite-Corporate Masters are probably not liking this one bit.

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #2126 on: March 03, 2018, 11:06:41 pm »
I have a feeling he might be trying to distract people from something.
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #2127 on: March 04, 2018, 12:23:24 am »
According to interviews he just wanted to do something. He's angry and depressed by all the negative news about him and how he needs to actually convince other people that his ideas are good in order to get them passed. Then when he asked rhetorically why can't he just declare a trade war he was told that he can. So he did. Because it's something and now the news are all about how HE did a thing.
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #2128 on: March 04, 2018, 01:03:04 am »
And how is his company going to make money. Buying a metric shit ton of Airbus stock today and setting them up to take over 3/4 (source: my ass) of Boeing's contracts, gee that could net someone a nice little profit. He did a thing that will benefit himself, his family, and his friends. That it's done like this with these results is immaterial.
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #2129 on: March 04, 2018, 04:44:27 am »
And now he's praised China's President for making himself a dictator for life. And suggested that America should do the same.

As if we needed more proof that he wants to be a dictator.
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