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Offline Jacob Harrison

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Re: Gay man barred from adopting a cat
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2018, 01:31:01 pm »
I don't know if this is still a thing, but Direct Question: Book, chapter, and verse for justification on why you should withhold adopting animals for any reason.

“And the second is like to it: Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.” Mark 12:32

Barring homosexuals from adopting pets is an act of love towards them because as I explained, it can be used to save their souls.
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Re: Gay man barred from adopting a cat
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2018, 01:43:14 pm »
Now that I converted back to Catholicism, I feel that I should comment on this. Barring homosexuals from adopting pets is a good way to blackmail them to stop having homosexual relations and repent of their sins. Only let them adopt the pet if they agree to stop having homosexual relations.

Jesus Christ on a stick. And you wonder why you aren't converting anyone. Have you listened to yourself? Like, really stopped and thought about what you sound like to other people?

Because trust me, to me you sound like a monster.

Don't blame the messenger. I am just preaching what GOD says about homosexual behavior. I am trying to be helpful to homosexuals by proposing a strategy on how to cause them to repent. It is helpful to them because getting them to repent and stop having homosexual relations saves them from damnation.

Yeah, well, your god is an asshole then. Good riddance.
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Re: Gay man barred from adopting a cat
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2018, 01:52:06 pm »
We should ban Jacob from owning pets.  Hopefully this will blackmail him into turning gay.  This is an act of love since you have to be gay to go to heaven.

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Re: Gay man barred from adopting a cat
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2018, 03:53:50 pm »
Now that I converted back to Catholicism, I feel that I should comment on this. Barring homosexuals from adopting pets is a good way to blackmail them to stop having homosexual relations and repent of their sins. Only let them adopt the pet if they agree to stop having homosexual relations.

Jesus Christ on a stick. And you wonder why you aren't converting anyone. Have you listened to yourself? Like, really stopped and thought about what you sound like to other people?

Because trust me, to me you sound like a monster.

Don't blame the messenger. I am just preaching what GOD says about homosexual behavior. I am trying to be helpful to homosexuals by proposing a strategy on how to cause them to repent. It is helpful to them because getting them to repent and stop having homosexual relations saves them from damnation.

One other thing I want to mention. Blaming the messenger is perfectly okay when your problem is with the messenger, and let me tell you, you are a godawful messenger. You're far more likely to convince committed Christians to give up the faith than for anyone to convert to your reactionary ideas of Christianity. So yes, I'm going to blame the messenger. Because it's not just your message - the delivery is terrible.
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