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Re: Michele Bachmann drops out
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2012, 08:49:55 pm »
Hopefully this means the ultra-conservative creatard bimbo fad that Palin started is finally dying out. About damn time too.

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Re: Michele Bachmann drops out
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2012, 09:27:32 pm »
so Gods plan was to have Bachmann to waste time and lots of money to look like a crazy person and then drop out of the race?

The Lord works in mysterious ways/
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Re: Michele Bachmann drops out
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2012, 10:10:31 pm »
You REALLY think card-carrying attention whore Sarah Palin is just going to "fade away?" That's about as likely as Trump fading away.

I read a month ago Palin was shopping for a new reality show, with the focus on her hubby. Can we just throw her & her family' s asses in a black hole and be done with it??
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Re: Michele Bachmann drops out
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2012, 10:32:58 pm »
Honestly, though, I find it ridiculous that “The people of Iowa have spoken” is considered appropriate rationale to drop out of a national election. There are 49 other states, you know. Not that I am eager to see Bachmann stick around. It’s just the principle of the thing.
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Re: Michele Bachmann drops out
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2012, 10:36:23 pm »
Um. Score?

I'd say we should celebrate, but there aren't exactly any good candidates to root for.
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Re: Michele Bachmann drops out
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2012, 10:51:18 pm »
She's out of the race FOR PRESIDENT.  She'll be back, to run for Congress again.

You have no idea how glad I am that she ran for president! All the shit that was revealed about her, will so bite her in the ass.

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Re: Michele Bachmann drops out
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2012, 10:54:46 pm »
You REALLY think card-carrying attention whore Sarah Palin is just going to "fade away?" That's about as likely as Trump fading away.

I read a month ago Palin was shopping for a new reality show, with the focus on her hubby. Can we just throw her & her family' s asses in a black hole and be done with it??

Why don't we just put them on The Weakest Link?

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Re: Michele Bachmann drops out
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2012, 11:00:58 pm »
And the Republican Party's search for a candidate that isn't a complete embarrassment continues.

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Re: Michele Bachmann drops out
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2012, 11:02:49 pm »
You REALLY think card-carrying attention whore Sarah Palin is just going to "fade away?" That's about as likely as Trump fading away.

I read a month ago Palin was shopping for a new reality show, with the focus on her hubby. Can we just throw her & her family' s asses in a black hole and be done with it??

Why don't we just put them on The Weakest Link?

How about the Weakest Link combined with Russian Roulette? Or is that too mean?

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Re: Michele Bachmann drops out
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2012, 11:30:32 pm »
Didn't she forget to add the "Gacy" to that?

Either she forgot to, or she "forgot" to....or more likely didn't know because she is kinda batshit.
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Re: Michele Bachmann drops out
« Reply #25 on: January 04, 2012, 11:39:06 pm »
Um. Score?

I'd say we should celebrate, but there aren't exactly any good candidates to root for.

What do we have to celebrate?

this is a terrible blow to the world of comedy.
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Re: Michele Bachmann drops out
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2012, 11:41:21 pm »
Um. Score?

I'd say we should celebrate, but there aren't exactly any good candidates to root for.

What do we have to celebrate?

this is a terrible blow to the world of comedy.

Oh, trust me, Santorum's still running strong
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Re: Michele Bachmann drops out
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2012, 02:39:36 am »
Um. Score?

I'd say we should celebrate, but there aren't exactly any good candidates to root for.

What do we have to celebrate?

this is a terrible blow to the world of comedy.

Oh, trust me, Santorum's still running strong

that's too much innuendo even for me....
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Re: Michele Bachmann drops out
« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2012, 02:52:39 am »
And nothing of value was lost...

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Re: Michele Bachmann drops out
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2012, 02:59:14 am »

What do we have to celebrate?

this is a terrible blow to the world of comedy.

Yeah, they said that when Bush II left office.