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MORE IMPORTANT THINGS
« on: June 25, 2018, 09:57:28 am »
In case you haven’t read my earlier post of what happened on the night of June 9th, this is what happened.

“On the night of June 9th, a blue portal appeared in my room. I walked through it and showed up in a castle. I met my parallel self from a parallel universe. He is a guard at the castle. A wizard performed a spell that merged us into one, and my merged self was told to go travel back to this universe to make animated videos documenting the events that happened in the parallel universe. The parallel universe was created by advanced time traveling aliens who change history which causes one timeline to split into two parallel timelines. The time that major world incidents changed started on the Halloween of 2011.”

So my parallel selves are merged into one so I have memories from both this universe and from the other universe. The other parralel universe is much more exciting with much more drastic events happening such as there being a new King with the Sword of Excalibur returning as King Arthur foretold when he was dying. I suggest you watch the 1981 movie Excalibur to get a better understanding of it.

The new King of course, is the heir to the legitimate line of succession of the English throne as the direct heir to John Beaufort. However unfortunately a chaotic situation caused him to be overthrown in 2017. The chaotic situation began when his younger brother was seduced into having romantic premarital sex by a liberal bimbo as part of her master plan to overthrow the King and restore the Parliamentary Democracy and the House of Windsor to England. The moral of the story is that premarital sex brings disaster.
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2018, 10:39:59 am »
I have to say, you were funnier in the old days.

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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2018, 12:04:14 pm »
Cool story bro.
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2018, 01:26:36 pm »
Well, at least he's not advocating conversion therapy or whitewashing colonialism.
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2018, 02:07:19 pm »
Cool story bro.

Yes. The events that happened in the other universe can be used to teach us valuable lessons on who should be on England’s throne and how being seduced with premarital sex causes disaster.

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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2018, 02:48:07 pm »
[Premarital sex causes disasters]

I am proud to say I have caused so many, many, many disasters.
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2018, 03:27:54 pm »
[Premarital sex causes disasters]

I am proud to say I have caused so many, many, many disasters.

Have you ever considered how many poor illegitimate children you have that have a crappy life being raised by hookers?

Being tempted to have premarital sex can also cause you to do stupid things to impress the lady such as stupid challenges that can get you hospitalized or even die. In the parallel universe, the King’s brother being seduced by the bimbo mastermind caused him to do things that caused the Kingdom of England to fall.

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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2018, 03:52:08 pm »
If there were kids magically created despite condom use on my part, I'd be kind of impressed.

As for that wacky ass story, good. Glad to hear that.

Now tonight I have another disaster to commence.
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2018, 05:50:01 pm »
If there were kids magically created despite condom use on my part, I'd be kind of impressed.

As for that wacky ass story, good. Glad to hear that.

Now tonight I have another disaster to commence.

Well it is a disaster because according to Options for Sexual Health.org, even using condoms is not 100 percent effective at preventing STIs. https://www.optionsforsexualhealth.org/sexual-health/sexually-transmitted-infections/can-i-get-sti-if

Therefore, you are contributing to the spread of sexually transmitted diseases/aids. That is why I find it disturbing that you hope my children become promiscuous and get infected.

It is also a disaster that you and others are so addicted to sex that you keep having sex instead of foccusing on better things to do in your life. What do you even do for a living? Despite my struggles, at least I am getting an education at a Community College.

Don’t you realize that you can enjoy as much sexual pleasure masterbating about hot women? I masterbate to control my sexual urges and it feels just as great.
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2018, 06:14:27 pm »
So by having promiscuous sex safely and having not even once contracted a sexually transmitted disease, I am contributing to the spread of sexually transmitted disease.

Still hoping your prospective kids defy your religion and have fun in college.

I am getting an education at college, getting a job as a male model (ooga booga I'll incite lust in people who look at my pics!), working in a warehouse. Sex is great, and the fact you and so many other conservatives are so afraid of it will just make my dick harder when I enjoy myself.
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2018, 07:11:43 pm »
So by having promiscuous sex safely and having not even once contracted a sexually transmitted disease, I am contributing to the spread of sexually transmitted disease.

Still hoping your prospective kids defy your religion and have fun in college.

I am getting an education at college, getting a job as a male model (ooga booga I'll incite lust in people who look at my pics!), working in a warehouse. Sex is great, and the fact you and so many other conservatives are so afraid of it will just make my dick harder when I enjoy myself.

Well the study shows that even condoms are not 100 percent effective at stopping STI’s, so while you may have not been affected, there is a strong possibility that you spread some slight infection to other women, and the continuation of the spreading of slight infections when added up could become deadly and innocent people who don’t have sex can become harmed.

Another thing is, do you have sex with cheating wives? How can you not consider even adultry to be immoral?

And how do you find these women? Do you find them on porn sites? If so, by going on the sites and increasing the traffic on them, you are contributing to sex trafficking.

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« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2018, 07:41:54 pm »
Closest to 100% as possible, and everyone involved makes sure to be safe.

Yep, I fucked a few bored housewives. In fact, one time a picture of her husband fell out of her pocket. She asked me if it bothered me. I pulled her on top of it and fucked her.

I just meet up with women on the town, at the gym, at college, and walking around. The wonders actually having an amazingly attractive body does. And yes, I do go on Porn sites and look at their videos when I can't find a good lay.
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« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2018, 08:11:16 pm »
Closest to 100% as possible, and everyone involved makes sure to be safe.

Yep, I fucked a few bored housewives. In fact, one time a picture of her husband fell out of her pocket. She asked me if it bothered me. I pulled her on top of it and fucked her.

I just meet up with women on the town, at the gym, at college, and walking around. The wonders actually having an amazingly attractive body does. And yes, I do go on Porn sites and look at their videos when I can't find a good lay.

So you don’t think cheating on a spouse is wrong? And you don’t consider pornography to be exploitative of women? This shows that us conservative Christians have better moral teachings on loving relationships, and women’s rights than you atheists.

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« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2018, 08:16:18 pm »
Closest to 100% as possible, and everyone involved makes sure to be safe.

Yep, I fucked a few bored housewives. In fact, one time a picture of her husband fell out of her pocket. She asked me if it bothered me. I pulled her on top of it and fucked her.

I just meet up with women on the town, at the gym, at college, and walking around. The wonders actually having an amazingly attractive body does. And yes, I do go on Porn sites and look at their videos when I can't find a good lay.

So you don’t think cheating on a spouse is wrong? And you don’t consider pornography to be exploitative of women? This shows that us conservative Christians have better moral teachings on loving relationships, and women’s rights than you atheists.

Consenting adults, and consenting adults.

Now, if you want to argue that there wasn't consent, that'd be another matter... and if you want to argue that there can't be consent I have some radfem blogs I'd love to show you.
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« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2018, 08:26:01 pm »
Closest to 100% as possible, and everyone involved makes sure to be safe.

Yep, I fucked a few bored housewives. In fact, one time a picture of her husband fell out of her pocket. She asked me if it bothered me. I pulled her on top of it and fucked her.

I just meet up with women on the town, at the gym, at college, and walking around. The wonders actually having an amazingly attractive body does. And yes, I do go on Porn sites and look at their videos when I can't find a good lay.

So you don’t think cheating on a spouse is wrong? And you don’t consider pornography to be exploitative of women? This shows that us conservative Christians have better moral teachings on loving relationships, and women’s rights than you atheists.

Consenting adults, and consenting adults, as Dpareja said. And no, Jacob, more restrictive and controlling does not equal better moral teachings.
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