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Offline Jacob Harrison

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How the justice system should work in England.
« on: June 28, 2018, 08:42:25 pm »
Hello. I talked about restoring the legitimate royal line to the throne of England. Now I will talk about how the justice system will work in England based on England’s traditions.

Ugh I thought it was going to be my final message to you but I have to first explain my ideas of how the justice system should work and how Eugenics should work in the United States, and England and how to deal with abortion. It will be in proportion to the crimes commited

Men and women must not be allowed to cross dress. Men and women can wear whatever clothes they want as long as it is not slutty. All women’s bathing suits MUST cover butt cheeks and boobs since boobs are private parts.

Pornography should be banned because it causes sex trafficking. Hentai should be banned because it is just plain gross. Sex should only be depicted in movies and TV shows and promiscuity and premarital sex should be promoted as a BAD thing, like in the great classic horror films Halloween, and Nightmare on Elm Street.

Divorce for Christians should be made illegal and replaced with annulment but annulment should be granted only in cases of actual abusive spouses. Adultry should be punished with fines. Premarital sex like in Merry Old England should be legal, but should not be encouraged in the media.

Stealing most property, destroying property, vandalism, and littering should be punished by fines. Stealing and destroying major property or committing arson should be punished with jail sentences.

Smoking in public should be legalized but fines should be commited if the smoker blows the smoke in someone else’s face. Cigarettes and cigars though should be replaced with the good old fashioned pipes because pipes are less addicting.

Possessing marijuana and illegal drugs should be punished with jail sentences. Putting pot smokers in jail is rehabilitation because it deprived them of the drug and makes them get clean.

Insulting the benevolent government should be punished with 5 year jail sentences for treason. Saying actual racist comments(meaning judging people by the content of their color and using the N word, not for showing statistics of poverty and crime since blacks are sadly impoverished because of the Democrats), holocaust denial, and promoting communism and socialism should be punished with 5 year jail sentences. Most Trump supporters do not use the n word.

Blasphemy against the Christian God should be punished by 1 year in jail or a fine of 300 dollars(this law is still on the charter in the State of Massachusetts which I live in)

Prayer should be allowed in public schools. Those of different religions should go to schools of their own religions.

Blasphemy against gods of other pagan religions should be punished by mild fines. However criticizing their religions by saying their gods do not exist, or criticizing Jews for not accepting Jesus Christ as their messiah does not count as blasphemy.

However blasphemy against Islam, Muhammad, and Allah should be legal and encouraged.

Muslim women can wear hijabs but they must not be allowed to criticize people who don’t wear hijabs and must not be allowed to wear burquas or burkinis.

The religions that should be banned with jail for 1 year are Satanism, New Agism, Gnosticism, Wicca, the anti Trinitarian heresies, and Druidism because they are all heresies and occult. They as long as fortune tellers, and mediums, as well as those who consult them should be locked up in churches until they repent.

Atheism should be punished with fines because of it’s correlation with socialism and because it promotes doing whatever you want without fear of being judged.

People with severe autism(not people with Asperger’s syndrome which I have been diagnosed with), and people with IQ’s less than 100 should be chemically castrated. So should average thugs that are beyond rehabilitation.

First degree murderers, all mass shooters, and drug dealers who have been proven guilty with ton’s of circumstantial evidence, or dirrect proof with footage should be executed by public beheadings with axes. The head should be put on display.

Men who are guilty of high treason(the top leaders of rebellions against the United States, and monarch) should be punished by being hung, drawn, and quartered like it was done in Merry Old England (though in private locations because most people today would vomit seeing it in public). Women as a courtesy guilty of the high treason should be publically burned at the stake as was done in Merry Old England.

All average Rebels who change sides will be pardoned.

Torture should be permitted for adults as a means of interrogating criminals, rebels, and terrorists. Most people who get tortured will eventually give in because they would prefer being executed rather than continuing to be tortured.

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Re: How the justice system should work in England.
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2018, 08:50:28 pm »
FUCK YOU

Everything you say is so utterly ridiculous that to rebut it point by point would only accord it a thin sliver of legitimacy which it does not deserve.

Fuck you and your desire for a theocracy. Your ideas have no place in a modern liberal secular democracy.
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Re: How the justice system should work in England.
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2018, 09:52:17 pm »
You missed a few.

All elephants must be adorned with no less than three bushels of cabbage leaves. Elephant owners who fail to comply will face a fine of up to fifteen easy payments of only £14.99.

All males between the ages of 15 and 34 are required to get a Prince Albert piercing, in honour of the English victory over the French in the Battle of Wippledyflop of 1764. Those who do not comply will have their penises removed, pierced and reattached to their left cheek.

Black people may not, under any circumstances, consume margarine on whole wheat toast unless it is the eve of the Feast of Shurik. Punishments for non-compliance include immediate stoning and and a fine of £1.34.

All females between the ages of 12 and 73 must wear only the tightest, form-huggingest jeans available when out in public, or face immediate removal of the vagina.

Horses may only be ridden between the times of 1:03pm and 7:36pm within all national borders. Exceptions do of course apply within up to two hours of the birth of one's fifth child.

Failure to spectate any and all cricket matches is punishable by immediate burning at the steak*.

Failure to drink tea any less than five times per day is punishable by immediate gang rape.

All foreigners with an IQ lower than 78.4 will not be allowed on public transport.

All cats must be completely shaved no less than twice per week or face a fine of up to 93p.

Due to rampant air pollution, all those within the greater areas of London, Birmingham, Peniston (no, really, it's a real town) and Slough are required to never, under any circumstances inhale for the benefit of their own health.

*Yes, that is spelled correctly. You will be burned alive while tied to a piece of t-bone steak. This is of course in keeping with the ancient tradition of ensuring one's spirit has a means to distract Cerberus and pass through the gates to the afterlife unhindered.
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Offline dpareja

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Re: How the justice system should work in England.
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2018, 10:55:02 pm »
See, Art knows how to write a legal code.
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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: How the justice system should work in England.
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2018, 12:40:05 am »
Yeah, fuck you man.

Just for this I'll make sure and do more "immoral" things.

Heck maybe I'll even find a good studio to act in some porn in.
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Re: How the justice system should work in England.
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2018, 05:26:43 am »
This reads like a satire. This guy is a satire right?

...Right?

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Re: How the justice system should work in England.
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2018, 06:36:37 am »
How about No?
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