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Offline Jacob Harrison

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Does any woman here want to marry me?
« on: July 02, 2018, 06:42:47 am »
As you know, I made a blog called the Jacob Harrison Anglo Catholic Society which I am the Grand Master of. It will eventually gain followers and I will eventually have events such as lectures, parties, and Sunday school hosted at a location. However when I die, I need a successor as Grand Master. A son or daughter that I could raise would be a perfect successor. So I need a future wife. Is there a way I can upload the introduction to my first upcoming animated YouTube video or at least a screen shot of it to show how attractive I am, so that I could seduce a woman here into wanting to be my bride?

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2018, 07:57:54 am »
Given that you're a sexually repressed religious fanatic, I think you're looking in the wrong place. And I don't think any mentally sound woman wants to marry a guy just so she can give birth to his successor in this day and age.
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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2018, 10:34:26 am »
Given that you're a sexually repressed religious fanatic, I think you're looking in the wrong place. And I don't think any mentally sound woman wants to marry a guy just so she can give birth to his successor in this day and age.

Fair point. My other plan is that I should wait for a young woman to join my society first, and at the parties there, I can flirt with her politely and then we will date, and then I will eventually propose to her.

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2018, 12:02:02 pm »
Personally, I liked your plan to have me cut your danglies off better.

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2018, 12:05:23 pm »
Personally, I liked your plan to have me cut your danglies off better.

Well back then, I didn't know that I was capable of normal vaginal sex but now I realize that I am and that my jeans fetish is normal.

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2018, 04:49:32 pm »
I'm telling you, second cousin incest isn't as bad as you think it is.

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2018, 12:22:25 am »
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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2018, 01:37:52 am »
And now I've decided to deflower any girl you try and go out with using my abilities as a Chad.
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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2018, 05:24:27 am »
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I am a Vocel, not an incel in that I do not want sex right now, I want to save it till marriage.

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2018, 05:55:40 am »
Then why are you basically begging people to marry you?
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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2018, 09:17:37 am »
Then why are you basically begging people to marry you?

I want to get married eventually so that I can spread my genes and have a firstborn son or daughter that can suceed me as the grand master of the society. Incels do not pursue marriage.

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2018, 10:41:46 am »
My god.

Ironbite-your second cousin is literally right there in Cape Cod man!
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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2018, 10:55:31 pm »
Then why are you basically begging people to marry you?

I want to get married eventually so that I can spread my genes and have a firstborn son or daughter that can suceed me as the grand master of the society. Incels do not pursue marriage.
Uh, they pursue that sort of thing. They just suck at it!

Like someone else we know.

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2018, 03:05:02 am »
Well, the fact Jacob probably has the physique of a particularly chewed on slice of beef jerky probably has something to do with his lack of success.
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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2018, 08:32:53 am »
Then why are you basically begging people to marry you?

I want to get married eventually so that I can spread my genes and have a firstborn son or daughter that can suceed me as the grand master of the society. Incels do not pursue marriage.
Uh, they pursue that sort of thing. They just suck at it!

Like someone else we know.

Incels are involuntary celibates who hate women and have fantasies of raping them. I am a vocel in that I am a voluntary celibate. I might get a girlfriend in real life if I tried, but I don’t because of the criteria of what I want the love of my life and future spouse to be.

1. She must be a virgin, a widow, or someone who divorced an actual abusive husband which is the only grounds under God for a legal divorce and annulment.

2. She must agree to save sex till marriage, and after marriage only use sex for the purpose of procreation. She must therefore accept that I will never use condoms.

3. When spending time with the children, she can raise them how she wants but she must not interfere with how I raise the children such as teaching them to have the same religion.