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Offline Tolpuddle Martyr

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2018, 08:48:41 am »
1. Nobody wants to marry you, because:

2. You're sexist, weird, bigoted and you probably smell funny, hence:

3. The conditions of your voluntary celibacy will forever remain unfulfilled therefore:

4. You are Incel as fuck, which is what Niam is doing to your cousin!

Missed that boat son!

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2018, 09:15:33 am »
1. Nobody wants to marry you, because:

2. You're sexist, weird, bigoted and you probably smell funny, hence:

3. The conditions of your voluntary celibacy will forever remain unfulfilled therefore:

4. You are Incel as fuck, which is what Niam is doing to your cousin!

Missed that boat son!

Well when I start hosting events at the Jacob Harrison Anglo Catholic Society, I can flirt with a young woman who shows up there, date her, and marry her(the link to the society’s website is in my post called “My new websites.”

Besides, it says on your profile that you are 47. Are you married?
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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2018, 10:40:57 am »
1. Nobody wants to marry you, because:

2. You're sexist, weird, bigoted and you probably smell funny, hence:

3. The conditions of your voluntary celibacy will forever remain unfulfilled therefore:

4. You are Incel as fuck, which is what Niam is doing to your cousin!

Missed that boat son!

Well when I start hosting events at the Jacob Harrison Anglo Catholic Society, I can flirt with a young woman who shows up there, date her, and marry her(the link to the society’s website is in my post called “My new websites.”

Besides, it says on your profile that you are 47. Are you married?

You better be careful with your flirting, it may lead you down the dangerous premarital sex road.
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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2018, 10:49:23 am »
1. Nobody wants to marry you, because:

2. You're sexist, weird, bigoted and you probably smell funny, hence:

3. The conditions of your voluntary celibacy will forever remain unfulfilled therefore:

4. You are Incel as fuck, which is what Niam is doing to your cousin!

Missed that boat son!

Well when I start hosting events at the Jacob Harrison Anglo Catholic Society, I can flirt with a young woman who shows up there, date her, and marry her(the link to the society’s website is in my post called “My new websites.”

Besides, it says on your profile that you are 47. Are you married?

You better be careful with your flirting, it may lead you down the dangerous premarital sex road.

But if she is a Christian attending my society, then she would likely not be trying to seduce me into having sex. And if she does, I have enough control of my actions to resist the temptation.

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2018, 10:58:44 am »
1. Nobody wants to marry you, because:

2. You're sexist, weird, bigoted and you probably smell funny, hence:

3. The conditions of your voluntary celibacy will forever remain unfulfilled therefore:

4. You are Incel as fuck, which is what Niam is doing to your cousin!

Missed that boat son!

Well when I start hosting events at the Jacob Harrison Anglo Catholic Society, I can flirt with a young woman who shows up there, date her, and marry her(the link to the society’s website is in my post called “My new websites.”

Besides, it says on your profile that you are 47. Are you married?

You better be careful with your flirting, it may lead you down the dangerous premarital sex road.

But if she is a Christian attending my society, then she would likely not be trying to seduce me into having sex. And if she does, I have enough control of my actions to resist the temptation.

unless she turns up to the meeting in tight denim jeans

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2018, 11:01:53 am »
Or a towel.

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2018, 06:16:19 pm »
1. Nobody wants to marry you, because:

2. You're sexist, weird, bigoted and you probably smell funny, hence:

3. The conditions of your voluntary celibacy will forever remain unfulfilled therefore:

4. You are Incel as fuck, which is what Niam is doing to your cousin!

Missed that boat son!

Well when I start hosting events at the Jacob Harrison Anglo Catholic Society, I can flirt with a young woman who shows up there, date her, and marry her(the link to the society’s website is in my post called “My new websites.”

Besides, it says on your profile that you are 47. Are you married?
Uh, that won't work. A quick google and any potential partners will know what you posted under your real name, employers too I might ad.

And I'm widowed, which sucks but it was long, happy and secular.

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2018, 07:37:26 pm »
1. Nobody wants to marry you, because:

2. You're sexist, weird, bigoted and you probably smell funny, hence:

3. The conditions of your voluntary celibacy will forever remain unfulfilled therefore:

4. You are Incel as fuck, which is what Niam is doing to your cousin!

Missed that boat son!

Well when I start hosting events at the Jacob Harrison Anglo Catholic Society, I can flirt with a young woman who shows up there, date her, and marry her(the link to the society’s website is in my post called “My new websites.”

Besides, it says on your profile that you are 47. Are you married?
Uh, that won't work. A quick google and any potential partners will know what you posted under your real name, employers too I might ad.

And I'm widowed, which sucks but it was long, happy and secular.

Actually if you google Jacob Harrison, the first result is an American Football Player.

BTW Did you use your marriage for it’s purpose and produce children?

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2018, 07:42:55 pm »
I did not "use" my wife, I love my wife.

And I'm pretty sure you ain't no football star!

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2018, 08:36:07 pm »
I did not "use" my wife, I love my wife.

And I'm pretty sure you ain't no football star!

I did not "use" my wife, I love my wife.

And I'm pretty sure you ain't no football star!

Of course. I was saying that searching my name won’t bring people to find me specifically on the internet.

And of course you did not use her, but it is expected that married couples produce children.

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2018, 08:46:20 pm »
And what's your first hand knowledge of marriage son? Or having a GF for that matter?

Piss off you attention seeking, clueless little fuckup!

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2018, 08:58:51 pm »
I did not "use" my wife, I love my wife.

And I'm pretty sure you ain't no football star!

I did not "use" my wife, I love my wife.

And I'm pretty sure you ain't no football star!

Of course. I was saying that searching my name won’t bring people to find me specifically on the internet.

And of course you did not use her, but it is expected that married couples produce children.

For all you know his wife was infertile since birth, or suffered some trauma that rendered her so, whether before they met or after they met but had not yet decided to have kids, or once they were trying but before they'd succeeded--or maybe they'd succeeded in conceiving but she suffered a miscarriage or a stillbirth, or they fell on hard times and faced the horrible choice of either bringing a child into the world that they couldn't care for adequately or couldn't afford to deliver (if you're in the US, look up how much it costs to give birth in the US--I don't know where Tol is from--but it's around $32,000, or double what Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge's second childbirth cost) or of undergoing an abortion, or maybe they did deliver but had to give the baby up for adoption. And there's probably some other scenarios I'm forgetting

YOU DON'T KNOW.
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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2018, 09:23:08 pm »
And what's your first hand knowledge of marriage son? Or having a GF for that matter?

Piss off you attention seeking, clueless little fuckup!

My first hand knowledge of marriage comes from my parents. It took a while for them to find traditionalist Catholics to marry and they met each other in 1995 and got married in 1996, having my brother in 1997 and me in 1999.

They get into so many arguments about finances, and about me and my brother. The lessons I learned, is that for a marriage to be happy, there needs to be mutual agreements and discussions for a marriage to go well.

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2018, 10:02:20 pm »
My first hand knowledge of marriage comes from my parents.

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2018, 10:15:06 pm »
Of course. I was saying that searching my name won’t bring people to find me specifically on the internet.

And of course you did not use her, but it is expected that married couples produce children.

It's expected that people don't pry about others' relationships, but I suppose you're too much of a blunt little fuckstick to have any sort of decency.

It's a pity you have but a few brain cells to rub together. You may actually get somewhere with your life otherwise.
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