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Offline niam2023

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #45 on: July 05, 2018, 09:21:29 pm »
He hasn't even posted pics of himself. I'm calling it he's ugly with a capital u.
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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #46 on: July 05, 2018, 10:26:06 pm »
He hasn't even posted pics of himself. I'm calling it he's ugly with a capital u.

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #47 on: July 05, 2018, 10:31:49 pm »
Ok, but what's the point?

You just told us you were going to stop looking for a bride here.

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #48 on: July 05, 2018, 10:36:25 pm »
Ok, but what's the point?

You just told us you were going to stop looking for a bride here.

To show Niam that I am not ugly.

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #49 on: July 05, 2018, 10:39:02 pm »
Well that sort of thing is subjective y'know.

Let's wait for the feedback, eh?

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #50 on: July 05, 2018, 10:44:30 pm »
Ok, but what's the point?

You just told us you were going to stop looking for a bride here.

To show Niam that I am not ugly.

Dude, I'm really sorry, but Niam likes girls.

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #51 on: July 05, 2018, 10:56:50 pm »
Shall we survey the women in this forum about whether they find Jacob's picture hot or would that be too cruel?

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #52 on: July 05, 2018, 11:11:38 pm »
Lol I'm not even gonna comment on it because I don't wanna be mean.

But Jacob, I'm glad you continue to ignore my statements about your general shitty behavior, and how that'll drive away any women, Christian ones included.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #53 on: July 05, 2018, 11:23:39 pm »
Ok, but what's the point?

You just told us you were going to stop looking for a bride here.

To show Niam that I am not ugly.

Dude, I'm really sorry, but Niam likes girls.

Not my problem if I'm everyone's type.

And wow Jacob could not look more like an ugly, misogynistic nerdy incel. Weakass structure of your face, ugly haircut, huge wide pig nose, pasty skin...you look like a greaseball. Not helped by that bit of hair on your chin - I wouldn't count on anyone even in your cult fucking you. You're just unfuckable.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you are a Minus 11.

As the incels like you love to say, Lay Down And Rot Jacob.
« Last Edit: July 06, 2018, 12:49:32 am by niam2023 »
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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #54 on: July 06, 2018, 08:37:57 am »
Well with your looks....you'll only be able to attract second cousins.  Which is good news for you.

Ironbite-cause apparently you have a hot one so go get her stud!

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #55 on: July 06, 2018, 09:30:10 am »
Lol I'm not even gonna comment on it because I don't wanna be mean.

But Jacob, I'm glad you continue to ignore my statements about your general shitty behavior, and how that'll drive away any women, Christian ones included.

Well I actually act a lot nicer in real life than I do on the internet.

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Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
« Reply #56 on: July 06, 2018, 09:48:20 am »
Lol I'm not even gonna comment on it because I don't wanna be mean.

But Jacob, I'm glad you continue to ignore my statements about your general shitty behavior, and how that'll drive away any women, Christian ones included.

Well I actually act a lot nicer in real life than I do on the internet.

If that's not a Nice GuyTM statement, I don't know what is.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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