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Offline Jacob Harrison

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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2018, 08:11:13 am »
It's worth mentioning at this point that Rachel Scott's death was exploited by fundamentalist Christians to push a narrative about the mass shooting that had similar levels of accuracy to a lot of "based on a true story" Hollywood epics, details were inserted fudged and made to fit the facts and ultimately steered in a direction to what the intended audience where assumed to have wanted.

So yeah, I trust 20/20 hindsight accounts from her diary about as much as I trust RC reports of Stigmata! Edited because her dad's speech to congress sounded fairly sane.

Here is an image of her journal proving that the accounts of true. It shows the 13 tears and the 13 drops of blood. https://verticallivingministries.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/13-tears-rs-drawing-columbine.jpg

None of you explained this image that proves that she accurately had premonitions that she and 12 other people would die.

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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2018, 08:43:47 am »
This is:

An angsty drawing from an angsty teenager, purportedly.

From, er, "vertically living ministries." Surely an online fundie cult barking about "prophecy" wouldn't try to capitalize on a tragedy for their own nefarious ends, surely not.

Tell you what Jake, get together a larger sample size of more than one allegedly prophetic angsty teen doodles, crunch the numbers and give us a percentage of doodles that accurately predicted the future.

And no, typing any combination of 'angsty,' 'teen,' 'cousin,' 'doodle' and/or 'denim' into YouPorn doesn't count!

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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2018, 09:09:02 am »
This is:

An angsty drawing from an angsty teenager, purportedly.

From, er, "vertically living ministries." Surely an online fundie cult barking about "prophecy" wouldn't try to capitalize on a tragedy for their own nefarious ends, surely not.

Tell you what Jake, get together a larger sample size of more than one allegedly prophetic angsty teen doodles, crunch the numbers and give us a percentage of doodles that accurately predicted the future.

And no, typing any combination of 'angsty,' 'teen,' 'cousin,' 'doodle' and/or 'denim' into YouPorn doesn't count!

That was not the only site that the picture appeared on. That drawing in her diary was discovered by her own family.

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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2018, 05:51:33 pm »
Who cares? It's an angsty doodle by an angsty teen. It prophecises pimples!

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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2018, 07:33:50 pm »
Who cares? It's an angsty doodle by an angsty teen. It prophecises pimples!

The fact that there are 13 tears that turn into 13 drops of blood, and 13 people died in the shooting, does not convince you that her drawing prophecized the shooting?

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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2018, 07:40:45 pm »
Who cares? It's an angsty doodle by an angsty teen. It prophecises pimples!

The fact that there are 13 tears that turn into 13 drops of blood, and 13 people died in the shooting, does not convince you that her drawing prophecized the shooting?
Ever heard of Occam's Razor? What's more likely? A kid having unique supernatural powers or a coincidence?

As I said, you have a sample size of one and a correlation. You'll need more to go on I'm afraid.

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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2018, 08:28:39 pm »
Who cares? It's an angsty doodle by an angsty teen. It prophecises pimples!

The fact that there are 13 tears that turn into 13 drops of blood, and 13 people died in the shooting, does not convince you that her drawing prophecized the shooting?
Ever heard of Occam's Razor? What's more likely? A kid having unique supernatural powers or a coincidence?

As I said, you have a sample size of one and a correlation. You'll need more to go on I'm afraid.

I am aware of Occam’s Razor. Rachel having a vision from God is a simpler explanation than her coincidentally making a drawing of 13 drops of blood.

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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2018, 08:49:10 pm »
You think the simplest explanation for an angsty teen doodle is prophecy?

Uh huh.

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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2018, 08:59:36 pm »
You think the simplest explanation for an angsty teen doodle is prophecy?

Uh huh.

Occam's Razor: "Do not multiply entities unnecessarily."

Assuming God multiplies entities unnecessarily.
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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2018, 09:08:16 pm »
You think the simplest explanation for an angsty teen doodle is prophecy?

Uh huh.

Well what other explanation could there be for 13 drops of blood being drawn by someone who along with 12 others died.

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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2018, 09:16:23 pm »
Teen angst.

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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2018, 09:30:51 pm »
Teen angst.

Well she wrote about her teen angst in her diary. How would teen angst cause her to draw a picture of 13 tears hitting a flower and turning into 13 drops of blood. And it was also drawn on the day she and the other 12 people died.
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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2018, 09:57:47 pm »


Done and done.

TEEN ANGST!

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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2018, 10:10:39 pm »


Done and done.

TEEN ANGST!

The diagonal lighter drops are the teardrops. The darker vertical drops are the drops of blood. You counted 4 of the darker vertical drops.

This night, my prayers that you and other people here will convert to Christianity will come true.
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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2018, 10:19:27 pm »
I also charitably counted what appears to be an extension of the squiggly line near the eye as a teardrop. It's most likely a decidedly non prophetic squiggle probably caused by her long suffering teacher instructing her to stop mucking about and get back to work, Sasha making unexpected raspberry noises or the hot boy in the third row.

How does blood drip from a rose when it's suspended above the plant again?