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Offline Jacob Harrison

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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #90 on: July 08, 2018, 07:00:22 pm »
Hey Jacob, out of the things you've stated that you want on this board, how many have you prayed for?

  • For us to accept your version of Christianity
  • For us to accept your proof of God
  • For us to agree with your view on Star Wars
  • For us to agree with your views on British politics
  • For you to find a willing bride here
  • For you to convince us that conversion therapy is good
  • For you to convince us that the blowing up of the fictional planet Alderaan was good
  • For someone to remove your testicals

If so, how's that working out for you?

The first two.

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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #91 on: July 08, 2018, 07:01:07 pm »
Why can't God answer prayers without being a pervert/stalker?

Because he needs to be present for the prayer to be answered.

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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #92 on: July 08, 2018, 07:02:37 pm »
Can't he just wait in the next room or something.  He should still be able to hear it.

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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #93 on: July 08, 2018, 07:10:33 pm »
Hey Jacob, out of the things you've stated that you want on this board, how many have you prayed for?

  • For us to accept your version of Christianity
  • For us to accept your proof of God
  • For us to agree with your view on Star Wars
  • For us to agree with your views on British politics
  • For you to find a willing bride here
  • For you to convince us that conversion therapy is good
  • For you to convince us that the blowing up of the fictional planet Alderaan was good
  • For someone to remove your testicals

If so, how's that working out for you?

The first two.
It didn't work. In fact, the evidence would appear to suggest that the locals in this forum became more skeptical of your "proofs" and more opposed to Roman Catholicism than they were before. Certainly there's no evidence that you've achieved either aim.

What does this say about the efficacy of prayer, or your arguments?

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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #94 on: July 08, 2018, 07:45:26 pm »
Hey Jacob, out of the things you've stated that you want on this board, how many have you prayed for?

  • For us to accept your version of Christianity
  • For us to accept your proof of God
  • For us to agree with your view on Star Wars
  • For us to agree with your views on British politics
  • For you to find a willing bride here
  • For you to convince us that conversion therapy is good
  • For you to convince us that the blowing up of the fictional planet Alderaan was good
  • For someone to remove your testicals

If so, how's that working out for you?

The first two.
It didn't work. In fact, the evidence would appear to suggest that the locals in this forum became more skeptical of your "proofs" and more opposed to Roman Catholicism than they were before. Certainly there's no evidence that you've achieved either aim.

What does this say about the efficacy of prayer, or your arguments?

Well maybe that I am no longer an apostate from the one true church, maybe my prayers will work better.

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Re: More proof that the Christian God is real
« Reply #95 on: July 08, 2018, 07:59:28 pm »
The "maybe" is telling.