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Offline hydrolythe

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To Jacob Harrison
« on: July 08, 2018, 06:42:29 pm »
Why are you even posting here?
It's literal heresy.
You are literally a Jacobite,
in a forum full of Jacobins.

Most of us admire the French Revolution.
Think that the Declaration of Rights was an evolution.
I get that you admire the American revolution,
but the moment we talk about socialism there is no evolution.
 
We want to dethrone absolute monarchs.
While in your view they should span multiple arcs.

We worship reason instead of Catholicism.
You worship Catholicism instead of reason.

We want social programs for the working poor.
All the while you show them the door.
Giving them some money is optional.

We want to give people rights.
But in your view this is all wrong.

We admire the Paris Commune,
but according to you it's hellish communism.

We see Jacob Harrison, right down there.
You don't belong here.

Thus, why after all the drama and conflict you go through here,
do you continue your postings on here?

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Re: To Jacob Harrison
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2018, 06:59:24 pm »
That was lovely.  :)

Offline Jacob Harrison

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Re: To Jacob Harrison
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2018, 07:15:26 pm »
I am posting here to preach the truth to you so that you can join me in eternal paradise after we meet our death. I want you to at least make it to purgatory.

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Re: To Jacob Harrison
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2018, 07:29:33 pm »
I am posting here to preach the truth to you so that you can join me in eternal paradise after we meet our death. I want you to at least make it to purgatory.
Well if you really believe what you say you do about God and religion you must want heaven all to yourself because everything you type seems calculated to drive people away from your professed views.

That is the effect it has on people, regardless of theological or cosmological reality.

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Re: To Jacob Harrison
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2018, 07:37:25 pm »
I am posting here to preach the truth to you so that you can join me in eternal paradise after we meet our death. I want you to at least make it to purgatory.

I thought you were posting here in order to tell us how sexy your second cousin is.

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Re: To Jacob Harrison
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2018, 07:54:44 pm »
I am posting here to preach the truth to you so that you can join me in eternal paradise after we meet our death. I want you to at least make it to purgatory.

I thought you were posting here in order to tell us how sexy your second cousin is.

Whom, incidentally, you should marry before niam gets there because at least then you'll be the one to take her virginity (if she still is a virgin).
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Re: To Jacob Harrison
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2018, 10:51:01 pm »
I am posting here to preach the truth to you so that you can join me in eternal paradise after we meet our death. I want you to at least make it to purgatory.
Yeah, you're a fucking idiot for actually believing that shit.