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Jacob Harrison-a challenge
« on: July 08, 2018, 07:36:06 pm »
Hello Jacob, from what I've gathered you want to prove to people that God is real and convert them to Roman Catholicism correct? You've also prayed for this to happen?

Here's my challenge, make one convert on this board in one month. One convert by August 9.

What do you say? Will you do this?

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Re: Jacob Harrison-a challenge
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2018, 07:46:22 pm »
Hello Jacob, from what I've gathered you want to prove to people that God is real and convert them to Roman Catholicism correct? You've also prayed for this to happen?

Here's my challenge, make one convert on this board in one month. One convert by August 9.

What do you say? Will you do this?

Well tomorrow I start school again, which will make me busier but I will try.

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Re: Jacob Harrison-a challenge
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2018, 07:57:14 pm »
Okey-dokey, game on!

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Re: Jacob Harrison-a challenge
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2018, 10:51:57 pm »
Just sayin', I would totally convert if the price is right.

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Re: Jacob Harrison-a challenge
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2018, 11:00:06 pm »
I'd wait until the money's securely in the bank!

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Re: Jacob Harrison-a challenge
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2018, 11:23:50 pm »
Obviously. If I was that dumb, I would've converted already for free.

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Re: Jacob Harrison-a challenge
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2018, 12:39:03 am »
Just sayin', I would totally convert if the price is right.

Well, why aren't you kissing Hank's ass, then?
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Re: Jacob Harrison-a challenge
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2018, 12:42:08 am »
Part of my terms and conditions would naturally involve nobody's shit valve going anywhere near my mouth.

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Re: Jacob Harrison-a challenge
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2018, 01:02:25 am »
What about denim-themed fetish gear?

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Re: Jacob Harrison-a challenge
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2018, 01:07:35 am »
It'd be pricey, but I certainly wouldn't rule it out.

...Is it just me, or have I been whoring myself out a lot more than usual, lately? I feel like I have, for some reason.

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Re: Jacob Harrison-a challenge
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2018, 01:31:35 am »
Don't blame us for the extra custom, you advertised Mr Whip it Out. You're gonna get young Jacob thinking unclean thoughts as he fumbles for his crucifix-stamped blue jean wallet and I shan't be held responsible!

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Re: Jacob Harrison-a challenge
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2018, 01:49:32 am »
I suppose this place truly is the Land of Opportunity.

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Re: Jacob Harrison-a challenge
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2018, 11:04:22 pm »
22 days to go and the folks on this site are only more opposed to your ethics, your politics, your beliefs and your religion than they were before I challenged you in the first place.

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Re: Jacob Harrison-a challenge
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2018, 06:56:10 pm »
You've got 8 days there incest boy.

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Re: Jacob Harrison-a challenge
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2018, 06:21:16 am »
I say if he fails the challenge he has to re-upload the Oink Vid!
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