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Re: What the Bible says about masturbation.
« Reply #75 on: July 28, 2018, 02:29:48 am »
So to stop fapping you want people to handcuff themselves? What if handcuffs just makes them hornier?

Are you into handcuffs too Jake?

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Re: What the Bible says about masturbation.
« Reply #76 on: July 28, 2018, 05:36:32 am »
You know what, Jacob? Tonight, I'm gonna think about you watching me fuck your cousin while I masturbate.

How's that make you feel?
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Re: What the Bible says about masturbation.
« Reply #77 on: July 28, 2018, 08:38:27 am »
3. Considering that your batshit insanity is largely the batshit insanity of Judaism with more batshit insanity heaped on top, I don't think you have any leg to stand on in calling Judaism "false".

5. That still means she got pregnant once, the likelihood of which could have been dramatically lessened with comprehensive sex education, and the second part of your claim is laughably false, since repeat teen pregnancies absolutely occur. (Like in Texas, which has the highest rate of any state in the US... and abstinence-only sex "education".)

6. Your "God" does not exist (a god might, but it ain't yours), so it's your word against mine and given how absolutely fucking nuts you are, your word is worth absolutely diddly-squat.

7. According to Gallup, Barack Obama never went below 40% (https://news.gallup.com/poll/116479/barack-obama-presidential-job-approval.aspx) and spent about a third of his Presidency above 50%. By contrast, Donald Trump's peak is 46%. (https://news.gallup.com/poll/201617/gallup-daily-trump-job-approval.aspx)

And yes, it took time to build up support, and the Republicans did that in part by stoking racial tensions and hatreds, partly in response to Northern Democrats' support for the Civil Rights Act and Voting Rights Act. They had much quicker results in Presidential elections (where Goldwater won five states the first time out) than in Congressional elections, because of the power of incumbency and map-drawing.

You sound like Dinesh D'Souza, whose "career" is based on (shitty, because there are no good arguments for religion) Christian apologetics and denying that the political inversion took place, and so, like him, you are, as always...



5. Ok so after a few pregnancies she will realize that sex causes pregnancies, so she probably would have 2 at most.

7. Yes it took time to build up support, indicating that the racist voters remained solidly Democrat, and that the shift had factors other than race involved.
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Re: What the Bible says about masturbation.
« Reply #78 on: July 28, 2018, 08:42:56 am »
The Southern Strategy worked because it scooped up the racist voters. That was the point!


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Re: What the Bible says about masturbation.
« Reply #79 on: July 28, 2018, 08:48:44 am »
The Southern Strategy worked because it scooped up the racist voters. That was the point!

It did not work because it took years for the South to become Republican.
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« Reply #80 on: July 28, 2018, 09:02:10 am »
Someone hasn't looked at a map of safe Republican states on an electoral map in the last decade.

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Re: What the Bible says about masturbation.
« Reply #81 on: July 28, 2018, 03:54:45 pm »
Presidentially the Southern Strategy worked almost immediately, reversed only by candidates native to the South (Carter, and Clinton partly because of Perot). With Congress it took longer because there are other factors there--incumbency and maps.

And as for "two pregnancies and then she'll get it"? Fuck you. How about teaching everyone how to have sex safely so that almost none of them get pregnant unintentionally? (Oh wait, that would mean that women could enjoy themselves and not be chained to a kid and actually have a career. Can't have that!)
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Re: What the Bible says about masturbation.
« Reply #82 on: August 09, 2018, 07:59:23 pm »
Ugh, I didn’t masturbate in weeks and then committed the sin today. But I am posting it here to be honest so that I am not a hypocrite. While masturbation is a sin, we all occasionally do it and we’re all sinners. The difference is that I have a Church and God to confess to, you guys don’t.
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Re: What the Bible says about masturbation.
« Reply #83 on: August 09, 2018, 08:09:48 pm »
Ugh, I didn’t masturbate in weeks and then committed the sin today. But I am posting it here to be honest so that I am not a hypocrite. While masturbation is a sin, we all occasionally do it and we’re all sinners. The difference is that I have a Church and God to confess to, you guys don’t.

Do you just go to your local priest with a cloud of remorse hanging over you and say, "I'm sorry Father, I burped the worm again today." ? 'Cause that'd be great.
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Re: What the Bible says about masturbation.
« Reply #84 on: August 09, 2018, 08:56:15 pm »
Ugh, I didn’t masturbate in weeks and then committed the sin today. But I am posting it here to be honest so that I am not a hypocrite. While masturbation is a sin, we all occasionally do it and we’re all sinners. The difference is that I have a Church and God to confess to, you guys don’t.

Do you just go to your local priest with a cloud of remorse hanging over you and say, "I'm sorry Father, I burped the worm again today." ? 'Cause that'd be great.

Similar to that but with a certain general procedure. This is how the confession rite goes. www.catholicnewsagency.com/amp/resources/sacraments/reconciliation/rite-of-confession
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« Reply #85 on: August 09, 2018, 11:01:54 pm »
Ugh, I didn’t masturbate in weeks and then committed the sin today. But I am posting it here to be honest so that I am not a hypocrite. While masturbation is a sin, we all occasionally do it and we’re all sinners. The difference is that I have a Church and God to confess to, you guys don’t.

Do you just go to your local priest with a cloud of remorse hanging over you and say, "I'm sorry Father, I burped the worm again today." ? 'Cause that'd be great.

Similar to that but with a certain general procedure. This is how the confession rite goes. www.catholicnewsagency.com/amp/resources/sacraments/reconciliation/rite-of-confession
I thought your "confession" went "ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, deeeenim CUZZZzzzz..."