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Excalibur’s Return Chapter 6 That Fateful Christmas Eve
« on: August 04, 2018, 08:24:29 am »
On that day, King Jaime and Iva Stirling got married in Buckingham palace. She was a hot 18 year old with long blond hair. Gabriel Dulac, and Michael Gavin attended and that nightvthey stayed in a room in Buckingham palace.

There was a knock on the door. Gabriel Dulac opened the door and saw the new Queen.

“Your majesty,” he said and bowed.

“I caught my husband cheating on me,” she said. She was lying because it was part of her plan.

“I am sorry that happened,” said Gabriel. But why are you telling me this.”

“Because your cute,” she said “and because you are a descendent of Sir Lancelot, so you shoukd might as well repeat what he did. I brought a condom.”

“But that goes against my Roman Catholic religion” said Gabriel. “Sir Lancelots affair with Queen Guenevere brough disaster to Camelot.”

“You can confess that you had sex with someone to your priest,” she said. “Just don’t tell him it was me.”

“I don’t want to lose my honor and purity,” said Gabriel. She then tackled him onto the bed.

“Get off me!” said Gabriel.

Michael then ran out of the room to go report what was happening. Iva then took off her pajama shirt and bra, revealing her boobs.

“See my sexy boobs?” she said. “You want to have sex with me don’t ya.”

Michael ran to a guard.

“The Queen is assaulting Gabriel Dulac.”

“We’ll be there right away” said the guard.

The guards burst into the room and saw Gabriel having sex with Iva.

“Hey!” said one of them guard. The guards grabbed them separating them.

“Gabriel” you will have explaining to do to the King.

“Let me punish my nephew” said President John Dulac. “Don’t tell the King!”

“Oh the King should know about this!”

“Well then,” said John Dulac. “To protect my nephew, I will have the US and the Knights Templars declare war on England.” The Presidents guard’s then attacked the Buckingham palace guards and a battle began.
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Gifts such as modern science, free-market economics, art, music, and the idea of human rights come from the Catholic Church, explains Woods. No institution has done more to shape Western civilization than the two-thousand-year-old Catholic Church

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Re: Excalibur’s Return Chapter 6 That Fateful Christmas Eve
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2018, 10:18:05 am »
...and then the palace guards and knights templars did unbutton their strides and a mighty clash of "swords" began, the funky weirdly antiseptic smell of warrior chowder did drive the Corgis mental for months.

Her majesty only claimed to not be amused!

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Re: Excalibur’s Return Chapter 6 That Fateful Christmas Eve
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2018, 04:41:51 pm »
...this might be the single stupidest plot development since the Steve Rogers HYDRA nonsense.

GO READ MY PARALLEL HERO STORY.
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Re: Excalibur’s Return Chapter 6 That Fateful Christmas Eve
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2018, 05:36:13 pm »
...this might be the single stupidest plot development since the Steve Rogers HYDRA nonsense.

GO READ MY PARALLEL HERO STORY.

Where did you post that?
Gifts such as modern science, free-market economics, art, music, and the idea of human rights come from the Catholic Church, explains Woods. No institution has done more to shape Western civilization than the two-thousand-year-old Catholic Church

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Re: Excalibur’s Return Chapter 6 That Fateful Christmas Eve
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2018, 05:38:22 pm »
In the proper fucking place for stories.

Creative works go in the creative outlets area.

...not that I'd call your work so far particularly creative...
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