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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2805 on: February 28, 2018, 11:17:08 pm »
I can't believe Art's terrible joke about flowers (rather than his perennial peritoneal jokes about his penis) killed this thread.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2806 on: March 01, 2018, 12:27:50 am »
Flowers are genitals, so it's not entirely out of character for me.
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« Reply #2807 on: March 01, 2018, 12:30:56 am »
not entirely out of Character I think you mean

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2808 on: March 01, 2018, 12:31:27 am »
Indeed. I don't hate it when I do that.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2809 on: March 01, 2018, 12:59:24 am »
I hate when I'm being fellated and they dislocate their jaw but I prefer it to teeth marks

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2810 on: March 01, 2018, 01:00:53 am »
I hate being tired.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2811 on: March 01, 2018, 03:02:36 am »
Sleep is for the week

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« Reply #2812 on: March 01, 2018, 03:12:28 am »
that's hardcore I usually just sleep overnight, I've slept for like 18 hours but never a week.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2813 on: March 01, 2018, 10:50:31 am »
Dragon Ball Super doesn't know its colours.  Super Saiyan Blue is more cyan than blue.
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« Reply #2814 on: March 01, 2018, 12:18:48 pm »
Go tell Vegeta that.

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« Reply #2815 on: March 01, 2018, 02:28:34 pm »
I just realized Gilbert Gottfried is like the real life version of all those drawn and animated characters who never seem to open their eyes.
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« Reply #2816 on: March 01, 2018, 09:02:09 pm »
Go tell Vegeta that.

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Not Royal Blue, regular Blue.  Jeets went properly Blue.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2817 on: March 01, 2018, 09:04:48 pm »
I just realized Gilbert Gottfried is like the real life version of all those drawn and animated characters who never seem to open their eyes.
You mean Asians? I'm pretty certain they already exist IRL.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2818 on: March 02, 2018, 03:37:32 am »
I just realized Gilbert Gottfried is like the real life version of all those drawn and animated characters who never seem to open their eyes.
You mean Asians? I'm pretty certain they already exist IRL.

That joke was so bad you should be awarded the title of "Thread Kira"

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2819 on: March 02, 2018, 06:03:08 pm »
My lighter fluid advertised itself as "low-odor."  I was sold a bottle of highly flammable lies.
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