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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2820 on: April 07, 2018, 07:56:35 am »
I just discovered that the official record for world's longest fictional story goes to a Super Smash Bros fanfiction of all things, clocking in at just over four million words. The best part is that it's not even done yet. It seems that there truly is no limit to what can be achieved with only an internet connection and a stupid amount of free time.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2821 on: April 08, 2018, 11:22:49 pm »
Crows are my new favorite animal.  They're all over the place right now, and they're loud and obnoxious and shout all the time.  And my 19-month old son mimics them and shouts back.  If it were possible to die of a cuteness overdose, it would have happened to me today.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2822 on: April 09, 2018, 12:51:54 am »
Also you can tell your son that they are the extension of Odin's spirit and mind and he;s young enough to believe you.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2823 on: June 24, 2018, 11:53:58 pm »
Do Americans actually clap when the plane lands, or is that just a stereotype?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2824 on: June 25, 2018, 03:54:50 pm »
I know I do.

Ironbite-cause the other outcome is.....tragic.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2825 on: June 26, 2018, 12:50:09 am »
I've taken one plane trip in my life....six if you count every leg of the three-leg round trip, and no one clapped.

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« Reply #2826 on: June 26, 2018, 04:02:17 am »
Do Americans actually clap when the plane lands, or is that just a stereotype?

One time a terrorist was going to blow up a plane I was on but I told him it was all going to be okay and he didn't go through with it and then the plane itself clapped and we all died anyway.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2827 on: June 26, 2018, 04:04:20 am »
Do Americans actually clap when the plane lands, or is that just a stereotype?

One time a terrorist was going to blow up a plane I was on but I told him it was all going to be okay and he didn't go through with it and then the plane itself clapped and we all died anyway.

I hate it when that happens.

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« Reply #2828 on: June 26, 2018, 04:16:16 am »
Do Americans actually clap when the plane lands, or is that just a stereotype?

One time a terrorist was going to blow up a plane I was on but I told him it was all going to be okay and he didn't go through with it and then the plane itself clapped and we all died anyway.

I hate it when that happens.

I know right? Dying that day was very inconvenient for me.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2829 on: July 30, 2018, 06:01:19 pm »
I have given my family instructions to stand and clap when I enter the room.

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« Reply #2830 on: July 30, 2018, 07:24:35 pm »
I have given my family instructions to stand and clap when I enter the room.

Those ingrates don't do that already?

Ingrates!
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2831 on: July 30, 2018, 07:39:56 pm »
I have given my family instructions to stand and clap when I enter the room.

Those ingrates don't do that already?

Ingrates!

After all I've done for them too! Don't you realise I'm the goddam pater familias?

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« Reply #2832 on: July 30, 2018, 07:53:10 pm »
I have given my family instructions to stand and clap when I enter the room.

Those ingrates don't do that already?

Ingrates!

After all I've done for them too! Don't you realise I'm the goddam pater familias?

I don't speak Australian, but I assume that means you kill the big, scary animals that try to eat your family in their sleep.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2833 on: July 30, 2018, 07:55:18 pm »
Well I don't write them love notes, because I'm not here to fuck spiders.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2834 on: August 02, 2018, 06:29:10 am »
You can tell that Alex Jones is running out of material when the worst thing he can think of about Obama is that "he was fucking 10 guys each day when he was the president." ...It was supposed to be a "both sides" argument to explain how whatever Trump was doing that day wasn't actually so bad.

I'm just thinking that if Obama had had the stamina for that AND doing his job then I would be truly impressed.
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