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Offline Skybison

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #900 on: July 20, 2018, 01:56:05 am »
Not sexy, they were pretty rape happy in Greek mythology

How is there a god of filth AND bathing?

Yeah their religion was big on dualism, with Gods representing opposite concepts ie earth and sky are both the same flying snake god.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #901 on: July 20, 2018, 01:58:56 am »
Not sexy. All of the pillow talk would be in Elvish and I'd likely get my dick ripped off and shoved down my own throat halfway through.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #902 on: July 20, 2018, 02:13:05 am »
I offered "centaurs" because I'm thinking of the centaurs from my favorite author's favorite series of books, Xanth by Piers Anthony.  (which totally mixes and matches from various mythologies quite freely!)  The centaurs in Xanth are free about bodily functions and sexuality, but have weird hangups about magic. (which everything in Xanth is. It's all magic)  It's meant as a satire of people's attitudes towards sexuality.

Anyway, female centaurs in Xanth go around without any clothes, and they're rather well endowed.