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Re: A very important announcement
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2018, 09:48:08 pm »
You could always go Wiccan. They're not even trying to hide the fact that they're just making it up as they go along, so it should be perfect for you and your cause.

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Re: A very important announcement
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2018, 11:57:31 pm »
You really shouldn't be Anglican, since that denomination was established by a post-William monarch. You should probably convert to one of the popular religions in England circa 1060. (Which may mean remaining Catholic, of course.)

But since the Catholic Church supported Williams invasion, I should convert to a Church associated with England since there isn’t other options.

There's always Saxon neo-paganism.
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Re: A very important announcement
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2018, 12:40:04 am »
You really shouldn't be Anglican, since that denomination was established by a post-William monarch. You should probably convert to one of the popular religions in England circa 1060. (Which may mean remaining Catholic, of course.)

But since the Catholic Church supported Williams invasion, I should convert to a Church associated with England since there isn’t other options.
Form your own church, given your spotless record of conversions what could possibly go wrong?

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Re: A very important announcement
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2018, 01:26:24 am »
Guys, guys, Jacob tried making his own church already, you recall his little blogspot page, right?

That was SUCH a riproaring success...
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Re: A very important announcement
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2018, 01:52:10 am »
Jacob I almost admire your dedication to finding this rightful king but you need to understand something.  The reason every time you think you've found him another issue comes up and you need to look elsewhere is because that's how all of history went.  There is no true heir to find, just more theft, conquest, force and sexual misdeeds.  Your hunt for the true heir will send you back further and further until you run out of accurate written records and then what will you do?

You'd be better off just trying to start a new royal line from scratch then continue this futile quest. 

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Re: A very important announcement
« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2018, 02:05:35 am »
Or accepting the will of the people as expressed through Parliament.

But, again, the Anglican Church is illegitimate, as it was established by an illegitimate monarch. England at the time was mostly Catholic, so you should also be Catholic.
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Re: A very important announcement
« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2018, 02:26:06 am »
Jacob I almost admire your dedication to finding this rightful king but you need to understand something.  The reason every time you think you've found him another issue comes up and you need to look elsewhere is because that's how all of history went.  There is no true heir to find, just more theft, conquest, force and sexual misdeeds.  Your hunt for the true heir will send you back further and further until you run out of accurate written records and then what will you do?

You'd be better off just trying to start a new royal line from scratch then continue this futile quest.

...Do you REALLY want to give him that kind of an idea?
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Re: A very important announcement
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2018, 03:49:24 am »
The Anglican church was created because one guy wanted to get a divorce.

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Mormonism was created to let one guy have lots of wives.
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Re: A very important announcement
« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2018, 08:20:15 am »
Ironbitism was created in order to justify killing morons on the internet.

Ironbite-you see how this works?