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I pray this wil l convert you to Christianity. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-FylmW4TzP4

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Re: This Muslim man was touched by Jesus and got a mark! This video proves it!
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2018, 09:44:28 pm »
You can't bore people into a religion, Jacob!

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Re: This Muslim man was touched by Jesus and got a mark! This video proves it!
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2018, 10:32:30 pm »
So, some cockmonkey had a vivid dream about a slightly different version of his imaginary friend. We're supposed to be impressed... Why?

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Re: This Muslim man was touched by Jesus and got a mark! This video proves it!
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2018, 12:18:26 am »
Here's a Christian who was touched by Allah and became a Muslim.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT3_i5f2oUw

That proves Islam must be true.

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Re: This Muslim man was touched by Jesus and got a mark! This video proves it!
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2018, 03:42:27 am »
OK so lets break down the facts here.

A guy is hitting the booze so hard he moves to Saudi Arabia to get away from it, this tells us that his central nervous system already might not be in working order. He attends the Haj, during this time he has a hallucination. One of his friends suspects he ate too much food and tells him to go back to sleep. His amazing evidence for all this? Not a completely white spot on his chest in stark contrast to the rest of his chest hair but the middle aged salt and pepper chest hair you might see on a billion old blokes the world over if you stared at their tits close enough.

You weren't even trying were you?

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Re: This Muslim man was touched by Jesus and got a mark! This video proves it!
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2018, 07:42:40 am »
OK so lets break down the facts here.

A guy is hitting the booze so hard he moves to Saudi Arabia to get away from it, this tells us that his central nervous system already might not be in working order. He attends the Haj, during this time he has a hallucination. One of his friends suspects he ate too much food and tells him to go back to sleep. His amazing evidence for all this? Not a completely white spot on his chest in stark contrast to the rest of his chest hair but the middle aged salt and pepper chest hair you might see on a billion old blokes the world over if you stared at their tits close enough.

You weren't even trying were you?

He also has a mark on his forehead that he shown. And if you look at his chest carefully, the part where Jesus touched him is a completely white spot in stark contrast to the rest of his chest hair.
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Re: This Muslim man was touched by Jesus and got a mark! This video proves it!
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2018, 12:42:32 pm »
He's a middle aged dude and his forehead looks unexceptional to me.

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Re: This Muslim man was touched by Jesus and got a mark! This video proves it!
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2018, 01:46:18 pm »
He's a middle aged dude and his forehead looks unexceptional to me.

In the video he was pointing to a mark. Anyway, how do you explain the contrast on the image of his chest that I uploaded in the previous comment?

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Re: This Muslim man was touched by Jesus and got a mark! This video proves it!
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2018, 04:14:57 pm »
He's a middle aged dude and his forehead looks unexceptional to me.

In the video he was pointing to a mark. Anyway, how do you explain the contrast on the image of his chest that I uploaded in the previous comment?
I know salt and pepper chest hair seems like a miracle to a 19 year old but trust me, it's not. Goes gray in other places too, even down there. Found a white one the other day, reckon I was groped by Jesus, Jake?

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Re: This Muslim man was touched by Jesus and got a mark! This video proves it!
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2018, 05:08:10 pm »
He's a middle aged dude and his forehead looks unexceptional to me.

In the video he was pointing to a mark. Anyway, how do you explain the contrast on the image of his chest that I uploaded in the previous comment?
I know salt and pepper chest hair seems like a miracle to a 19 year old but trust me, it's not. Goes gray in other places too, even down there. Found a white one the other day, reckon I was groped by Jesus, Jake?

But his entire chest does not have salt and pepper hair. Only one side does as shown in the picture. How do you explain that?

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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2018, 05:40:17 pm »
It's not the case has only white hair, one side has a bit more white than black but still some black hair. This is called getting old Jacob, I am deeply familiar with it as you one day will be!

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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2018, 05:57:08 pm »
It's not the case has only white hair, one side has a bit more white than black but still some black hair. This is called getting old Jacob, I am deeply familiar with it as you one day will be!

If that was the case then it would be more uniform throughout. There wouldn't be one side with pretty much all dark hair, and one side with mostly white hair.

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Re: This Muslim man was touched by Jesus and got a mark! This video proves it!
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2018, 06:40:13 pm »
Since when did hair always grow white uniformly? Haven't you ever heard of people with silver streaks in theie hair?

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« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2018, 07:22:00 pm »
Since when did hair always grow white uniformly? Haven't you ever heard of people with silver streaks in theie hair?

This image shows that it was in only in that one specific spot on his where his hair is white. As you can see the rest of his hair on his body is dark.

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Re: This Muslim man was touched by Jesus and got a mark! This video proves it!
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2018, 07:45:58 am »
I see that the image is irrefutable evidence.