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A Compilation of the True Heirs of England, According to Jakey H.
« on: September 13, 2018, 05:42:36 am »
Out of curiosity and quite possibly a symptom of a dire need to get a life, I decided to find out just how many of the pricks our favourite denim lover has gone through as of today. The results are officially in, and it turns out there are quite a few. Included are date of discovery and link to the relevant thread.

1. Joseph Wenzel, 26/05/2018  http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=7873.0

2. Henry Somerset 19/06/2018 http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=7897.0

3. Simon Abney-Hastings 08/07/2018 http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=7926.0

4. David Manners 12/07/2018 http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=7933.0

5. Pedro Carlos 16/07/2018 http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=7942.0

6. Pierre Naquet 11/08/2018 http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=8017.0

7. Charles-Antoine de Ligne de La Trémoïlle 28/08/2018 http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=8037.0

8. Charles Basset 31/08/2018 http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=8040.0

9. Thomas Ware 02/09/2018 http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=8041.0

10. Gerald Spring Rice 07/09/2018 http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=8045.0

11. Henry Lowry Thorold 07/09/2018 http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=8046.0

12. Edward Fitzalan-Howard 12/09/2018 http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=8049.0

13. Pedro Carlos (again) 19/09/2018 http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=8056.0

14. Georg Friedrich 23/10/2018 http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=8084.0

Turns out it's twelve thirteen, and that's not including any I've missed (which is probably one or two at the very least, knowing me). I guess what he lacks in quality, he makes up for in quantity.
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Re: A Compilation of the True Heirs of England, According to Jakey H.
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2018, 05:52:18 am »
Fucking hell man, internet porn is a thing!

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Re: A Compilation of the True Heirs of England, According to Jakey H.
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2018, 06:38:01 am »
What can I do? I'm out of tissues.