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Jacob has been throwing music videos from "The Endless Love Of Jesus Ministries" at us and declaring the supernatural experiences recorded by witnesses in these videos are true, there's just a tiny little niggle. According to an anecdote from one of their sources Jacob is going to hell for being a Catholic.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yptbDYKmFc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yptbDYKmFc</a>

Actually, they have a whole series on why the RCC is very mucho bad.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLI4v9HkWNA449NFpP9MpmSFgR38Uro5S8

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvTL-5GqOIQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvTL-5GqOIQ</a>
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Catholicism is a false religion. If a person believes what the Catholic Church officially teaches, he/she will not be saved. Any claim that works or rituals must be added to faith in order for salvation to be achieved is a claim that Jesus’ death was not sufficient to fully purchase our salvation.

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Re: Jacob's own source says he's going to hell for being a dirty Kafferlick
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2018, 11:40:54 am »
I did not know that the channel is a heretical channel. However just because they are heretics, that does not mean that their video documenting the miracle that happened to the Muslim in Iran isn’t true.

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Re: Jacob's own source says he's going to hell for being a dirty Kafferlick
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2018, 11:46:37 am »
You are technically correct.

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Re: Jacob's own source says he's going to hell for being a dirty Kafferlick
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2018, 03:15:46 pm »
I thought Jakey-boy was an Anglican. Or did I miss where he traded one set of myths for a slightly different set of myths?
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Re: Jacob's own source says he's going to hell for being a dirty Kafferlick
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2018, 04:22:33 pm »
I thought Jakey-boy was an Anglican. Or did I miss where he traded one set of myths for a slightly different set of myths?

I was Catholic, then Anglican(when I first came here), then Catholic, then Anglican again, and now I am Catholic again. This is where I most recently converted back to Catholicism. http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=8040.0
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Re: Jacob's own source says he's going to hell for being a dirty Kafferlick
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2018, 06:57:01 pm »
I did not know that the channel is a heretical channel. However just because they are heretics, that does not mean that their video documenting the miracle that happened to the Muslim in Iran isn’t true.
No, I'm quite certain that a channel that uses Chick Tracts as primary sources only gathers the most impeccable evidence and is unlikely to twist their clearly objective reporting to reach anything other than a cool, measured and reliable reporting of the avaliable facts.

Fair and balanced, obviously.

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Re: Jacob's own source says he's going to hell for being a dirty Kafferlick
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2018, 08:12:56 pm »
...and soon enough he'll be belting out Norse insults and joining up with Stinky the Viking and his weird Robin Hood fanfic club.
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Re: Jacob's own source says he's going to hell for being a dirty Kafferlick
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2018, 11:32:58 am »
I did not know that the channel is a heretical channel. However just because they are heretics, that does not mean that their video documenting the miracle that happened to the Muslim in Iran isn’t true.
No, I'm quite certain that a channel that uses Chick Tracts as primary sources only gathers the most impeccable evidence and is unlikely to twist their clearly objective reporting to reach anything other than a cool, measured and reliable reporting of the avaliable facts.

Fair and balanced, obviously.

As I said before, the video documenting the miracle that happened is true due to the fact that the women is speaking Persian because Muslim commentors would expose that she wasn't because they would be desperate to debunk the video. And as I said, in Iran, she could get in legal trouble for promoting Christianity, so why would she risk that for a lie?

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Re: Jacob's own source says he's going to hell for being a dirty Kafferlick
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2018, 04:24:17 pm »
I did not know that the channel is a heretical channel. However just because they are heretics, that does not mean that their video documenting the miracle that happened to the Muslim in Iran isn’t true.
No, I'm quite certain that a channel that uses Chick Tracts as primary sources only gathers the most impeccable evidence and is unlikely to twist their clearly objective reporting to reach anything other than a cool, measured and reliable reporting of the avaliable facts.

Fair and balanced, obviously.

As I said before, the video documenting the miracle that happened is true due to the fact that the women is speaking Persian because Muslim commentors would expose that she wasn't because they would be desperate to debunk the video. And as I said, in Iran, she could get in legal trouble for promoting Christianity, so why would she risk that for a lie?

1. You don't know she's speaking Persian, and even if she was...
2. You don't know it was shot in Iran.
3. The whole production was produced by people who use Chick Tracts as documentary evidence.
4. It's a report of an anecdote, an anecdote isn't evidence. It's one persons tall story and people make them for all sorts of reasons.

Your evidence is not convincing to anybody but yourself, no converts for Jacob today.

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Re: Jacob's own source says he's going to hell for being a dirty Kafferlick
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2018, 04:59:45 pm »
I did not know that the channel is a heretical channel. However just because they are heretics, that does not mean that their video documenting the miracle that happened to the Muslim in Iran isn’t true.
No, I'm quite certain that a channel that uses Chick Tracts as primary sources only gathers the most impeccable evidence and is unlikely to twist their clearly objective reporting to reach anything other than a cool, measured and reliable reporting of the avaliable facts.

Fair and balanced, obviously.

As I said before, the video documenting the miracle that happened is true due to the fact that the women is speaking Persian because Muslim commentors would expose that she wasn't because they would be desperate to debunk the video. And as I said, in Iran, she could get in legal trouble for promoting Christianity, so why would she risk that for a lie?

1. You don't know she's speaking Persian, and even if she was...
2. You don't know it was shot in Iran.
3. The whole production was produced by people who use Chick Tracts as documentary evidence.
4. It's a report of an anecdote, an anecdote isn't evidence. It's one persons tall story and people make them for all sorts of reasons.

Your evidence is not convincing to anybody but yourself, no converts for Jacob today.

As I said, the evidence I used for the fact that she is speaking Persian, is that if she wasn’t then Muslim commenters would be exposing that in the comments because they would be desperate to debunk the video. The fact that she is speaking Persian indicates that she is Iranian, so she is someone who could get in legal trouble for the video.

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Re: Jacob's own source says he's going to hell for being a dirty Kafferlick
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2018, 02:40:38 am »
At best that would establish that she's sincere, not that she's right.

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Re: Jacob's own source says he's going to hell for being a dirty Kafferlick
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2018, 09:01:46 am »
At best that would establish that she's sincere, not that she's right.

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But how would she be mistaken about God healing her dying mom getting rid of her Multiple Sclerosis?

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Re: Jacob's own source says he's going to hell for being a dirty Kafferlick
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2018, 04:44:52 pm »
At best that would establish that she's sincere, not that she's right.

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But how would she be mistaken about God healing her dying mom getting rid of her Multiple Sclerosis?
She would be misattributing the cause, or lying, or deluded, or like you-bulshitting for shits and giggles.

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Re: Jacob's own source says he's going to hell for being a dirty Kafferlick
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2018, 07:30:03 pm »
At best that would establish that she's sincere, not that she's right.

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But how would she be mistaken about God healing her dying mom getting rid of her Multiple Sclerosis?
She would be misattributing the cause, or lying, or deluded, or like you-bulshitting for shits and giggles.

Well we established that she is sincere due to the fact that she is Iranian so she can't be lying or bulshitting. She is speaking normally indicating that she is not mentally ill. And how could she be misattributing the cause, since what other cause would cause her mom to be healed of Multiple Sclerosis?

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Re: Jacob's own source says he's going to hell for being a dirty Kafferlick
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2018, 08:53:42 pm »
...you do realize that someone can be sincere about one thing and bullshitting about another, right?
Quote from: Jordan Duram
It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

Quote from: Supreme Court of Canada
Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.