Author Topic: My plan to convert you guys to Catholicism  (Read 88 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Jacob Harrison

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1571
  • Gender: Male
  • The person who discovered England's true monarch
My plan to convert you guys to Catholicism
« on: September 18, 2018, 10:06:43 am »
I downloaded a ghost hunting app that will help me detect ghosts. It can also detect EVP sounds. I can therefore ask the ghost questions such as "Are you in purgatory", or "Is purgatory real?" and the ghost's answer will validate Catholicism. So when I find a ghost, I will ask those questions and upload it to youtube so that you will convert to Catholicism.
« Last Edit: September 18, 2018, 10:08:26 am by Jacob Harrison »

Offline Art Vandelay

  • Greatest Person to Ever Grace this Shitty Forum
  • Kakarot
  • ******
  • Posts: 9623
  • Gender: Male
  • Check Your Privilege
Re: My plan to convert you guys to Catholicism
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2018, 10:13:59 am »
Public washrooms during the late evenings are a hotbed for ghost activity. Keep an eye out for holes in the dividing walls between stalls. Those are especially attractive to ghosts because they can shoot ectoplasm through the hole onto an unsuspecting bathroom user.

Hope that helps.

Offline Tolpuddle Martyr

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 3532
  • Have you got thumbs? SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING THUMBS!
Re: My plan to convert you guys to Catholicism
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2018, 04:43:25 pm »
Go to a slaughterhouse and channel the ghost of a pig, then film yourself as it takes over your vocal chords and makes you oink ecstatically.

This will convert me to Catholicism.