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Offline Jacob Harrison

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A dilemma
« on: September 19, 2018, 08:01:19 pm »
Precautions need to be taken to make sure that the post about my second cousin’s immoral behavoir is not discovered when I become famous for my book so that she and her side of the family don’t get pissed about it, such as writing under a pseudonym since my post about her was quoted on Fstdt.

However I also posted about restoring the true rightful heir on Fstdt so people could discover that I am the same person as the author and the people there could reveal to the world that I am the author. What should I do to hide my identity?

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Re: A dilemma
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2018, 08:12:09 pm »
Start wearing a pig mask and oink some more.

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Re: A dilemma
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2018, 08:12:16 pm »
I wouldn't worry about it.

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Re: A dilemma
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2018, 08:17:12 pm »
I wouldn't worry about it.

Why shouldn’t I worry.
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Re: A dilemma
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2018, 09:38:08 pm »
I wouldn't worry about it.

Why shouldn’t I worry.

Because you're never going to be famous. Also you should be far more embarrassed by cowardly skulking away from our cock duel.

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Re: A dilemma
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2018, 10:50:40 pm »
I wouldn't worry about it.

Why shouldn’t I worry.

Because you're never going to be famous. Also you should be far more embarrassed by cowardly skulking away from our cock duel.

I don't know. If he keeps this up and does it all over the internet, he might become Chris-chan famous.

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Re: A dilemma
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2018, 11:52:56 pm »
I wouldn't worry about it.

Why shouldn’t I worry.
Nobody will read your book!

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Re: A dilemma
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2018, 12:49:25 am »
I'll second Jacob putting on a pig mask.

I mean a whole Batman villain achieved success just by going with a pig mask!
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Re: A dilemma
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2018, 07:34:24 am »
I wouldn't worry about it.

Why shouldn’t I worry.
Nobody will read your book!

But the book has Excalibur and other magical things in it, so it might become a bestseller like Harry Potter.

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Re: A dilemma
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2018, 07:35:08 am »
I wouldn't worry about it.

Why shouldn’t I worry.

Because you're never going to be famous. Also you should be far more embarrassed by cowardly skulking away from our cock duel.

Beverly Byrd did not even respond to my marriage proposal so there is no need to duel.

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Re: A dilemma
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2018, 07:55:10 am »
I wouldn't worry about it.

Why shouldn’t I worry.
Nobody will read your book!

But the book has Excalibur and other magical things in it, so it might become a bestseller like Harry Potter.
OK, people will read your book for the same reason we read your stuff.

Unfortunately many of those people will read as much suppressed lust masquerading as moral outrage for your cousin as we do. I guess it's a result.

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Re: A dilemma
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2018, 08:15:38 am »
I wouldn't worry about it.

Why shouldn’t I worry.
Nobody will read your book!

But the book has Excalibur and other magical things in it, so it might become a bestseller like Harry Potter.
OK, people will read your book for the same reason we read your stuff.

Unfortunately many of those people will read as much suppressed lust masquerading as moral outrage for your cousin as we do. I guess it's a result.

So maybe to prevent people from discovering that I am the same person as the author, I will eventually need to delete this account to delete all the posts I made, to delete my online presence, so that they don't discover me here and then discover my quotes on FSTDT which includes the one about my second cousin. I am more well known here than on FSTDT which has so many quotes from so many people, so it is less likely that people will discover my post about my second cousin there. But as it will take a long time to publish the book, it will be a long time before I delete this account.

By the way, does deleting an account on this site delete all the posts that the account made?

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Re: A dilemma
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2018, 08:44:11 am »
Hey if you're gonna go the delete your online presence thing, why not go all the way and Delete yourself?  And I can help.  Just meet me at the Hardy Compound in North Carolina and we'll go from there.

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Re: A dilemma
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2018, 04:04:16 pm »
I wouldn't worry about it.

Why shouldn’t I worry.

Because you're never going to be famous. Also you should be far more embarrassed by cowardly skulking away from our cock duel.

Beverly Byrd did not even respond to my marriage proposal so there is no need to duel.

That you think that proves that honour to the craven soul is as foreign as flight to a penguin or continence to the antechinus.

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Re: A dilemma
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2018, 05:10:12 pm »
I wouldn't worry about it.

Why shouldn’t I worry.
Nobody will read your book!

But the book has Excalibur and other magical things in it, so it might become a bestseller like Harry Potter.
OK, people will read your book for the same reason we read your stuff.

Unfortunately many of those people will read as much suppressed lust masquerading as moral outrage for your cousin as we do. I guess it's a result.

So maybe to prevent people from discovering that I am the same person as the author, I will eventually need to delete this account to delete all the posts I made, to delete my online presence, so that they don't discover me here and then discover my quotes on FSTDT which includes the one about my second cousin. I am more well known here than on FSTDT which has so many quotes from so many people, so it is less likely that people will discover my post about my second cousin there. But as it will take a long time to publish the book, it will be a long time before I delete this account.

By the way, does deleting an account on this site delete all the posts that the account made?
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