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Re: THE BOSTON RED SOX WON THE WORLD SERIES!
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2018, 04:59:24 pm »
Competence is not awarded on what you're "going to do."

It is if God knows that I can do it competently.
All the all knowing presumably would know is that your plan depends on getting others to follow you. I.E. it's dependent on your charisma and social intelligence.

This is a bad plan. This plan is not good.
I can easily get others to follow me by advertising my secret society, making it seem like an awesome fun club to join. I can appeal to traditionalist Catholics who want to restore Christendom, English nationalists, and German Monarchists(since the rightful heir to England is also the heir to the House of Hohenzollern).

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« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2018, 05:15:10 pm »
It's not really a secret society if you're advertising it, now is it?

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« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2018, 05:23:33 pm »
It's not really a secret society if you're advertising it, now is it?

Fair point. But the meetings of the society and how it will go about restoring the true heir, will be secret.

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« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2018, 07:58:40 pm »
Which game's 7th inning stretch did you come up with this plan?
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« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2018, 08:17:33 pm »
Which game's 7th inning stretch did you come up with this plan?

If you read my earlier posts, you will see that my plan has been around long before the playoffs.

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« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2018, 11:29:22 pm »
Which game's 7th inning stretch did you come up with this plan?

If you read my earlier posts, you will see that my plan has been around long before the playoffs.
And that the only progress, or rather movement, on said plan was rampant paralysing confusion on the kidnapping targets.

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« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2018, 07:03:01 pm »
Tod, that's what I got too. So I got drunk and tried reading it. Nope, still the same. So I tried it after getting stoned. And I got something something Catholic something rightful king. I think it might be caine you were on when you came up with that. But since I'm done with that, I'll just leave it as a guess.

I must say Jacob, you are quite a bad influence on me.
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« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2018, 07:55:25 pm »
Tod, that's what I got too. So I got drunk and tried reading it. Nope, still the same. So I tried it after getting stoned. And I got something something Catholic something rightful king. I think it might be caine you were on when you came up with that. But since I'm done with that, I'll just leave it as a guess.

I must say Jacob, you are quite a bad influence on me.

I’m confused. Why would you get drunk and then stoned when reading my posts about my plan?

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« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2018, 06:12:33 am »
Tod, that's what I got too. So I got drunk and tried reading it. Nope, still the same. So I tried it after getting stoned. And I got something something Catholic something rightful king. I think it might be caine you were on when you came up with that. But since I'm done with that, I'll just leave it as a guess.

I must say Jacob, you are quite a bad influence on me.

I’m confused. Why would you get drunk and then stoned when reading my posts about my plan?
Something about batshit insanity being more tolerable to misfiring neurons.

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« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2018, 06:24:08 am »
I'm just curious what makes it certain that it was God or even a god that made this victory possible? What if it was Beelzebub trying to relight the faith of some Satanist who was doubting his faith? What if this "miracle" was caused by a player praying to Devi or Brahma? Heck, for all I know it could have been good old fashioned doping that made this victory possible and no supernatural being had anything to do with it.
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« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2018, 07:40:18 am »
I'm just curious what makes it certain that it was God or even a god that made this victory possible? What if it was Beelzebub trying to relight the faith of some Satanist who was doubting his faith? What if this "miracle" was caused by a player praying to Devi or Brahma? Heck, for all I know it could have been good old fashioned doping that made this victory possible and no supernatural being had anything to do with it.

Fair point.