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Offline Jacob Harrison

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On the subject of Halloween
« on: October 29, 2018, 02:18:13 pm »
There are many Christians who think that celebrating Halloween is bad because it is a dark holiday with pagan origins. Well first of all, it is the eve of All Saints Day, a day celebrated by the Catholic Church and other churches. And second of all, why is it being dark a reason to oppose it? Christianity is a cool dark religion. The bible is an epic horror story full of death. It also has ghost stories such as King Saul consulting a witch to summon Samuel's ghost and the vision of the valley of dry bones in the book of Ezekiel. The symbol of Christianity is a brutal execution device that the messiah was crucified on. The religion of Christianity is based on a sacrifice. We Christians eat the Christ’s flesh and drink his blood in the Eucharist. God will send 7 plagues to punish the wicked sinners of the earth in the end times as foretold in the book of Revelation. Non Christians which is most of the world's population are punished for their sins with eternal torment in hell.

So that is why many Christians need to stop complaining about Halloween. It also shows why you should convert to Christianity which is that it is a cool dark religion. By the way, I should write a horror story in creative outlets for Halloween. It will take place in the parallel universe that Parallel Hero takes place.

« Last Edit: October 29, 2018, 03:39:58 pm by Jacob Harrison »

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Re: On the subject of Halloween
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2018, 03:13:38 pm »
The bible is an epic horror story full of death.
No argument there.

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Re: On the subject of Halloween
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2018, 09:55:05 am »
And now I wrote the Horror story that takes place in the parallel universe.

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Re: On the subject of Halloween
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2018, 04:42:35 pm »
And now I wrote the Horror story that takes place in the parallel universe.
Wouldn't know, only read Niam's version.

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Re: On the subject of Halloween
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2018, 04:53:32 pm »
And now I wrote the Horror story that takes place in the parallel universe.
Wouldn't know, only read Niam's version.
We're both the main characters, believe it or not.