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Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2018, 03:44:38 pm »
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-well-to-hell/

Ok, you made me realize that the well to hell was a hoax. I found a YouTube video on it and believed it. Maybe I should check the sources before believing a YouTube video.

However, a true thing that happened is that the diver Jacques Cousteau and one of his men heard sounds of human screaming when exploring an underwater gave in the Bermuda Triangle.

Furthermore, scientists have validated hell when making underwater discoveries.

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Scientists recently discovered cracks on the ocean floor where fire was leaking out. Do you know what they found around these fire-breathing vents in the crust? Riftia, giant tube WORMS. Measuring up to 8 feet in length, the worms are ONLY FOUND NEAR DEEP SEA VENTS."

And Jesus Christ said, "Where their WORMS dieth not, and the fire is not quenched"
Jacob does another embarrassing reverse without giving any ground because evidence literally doesn't matter to him. He's proof-proof!

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Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2018, 05:36:49 pm »
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-well-to-hell/

Ok, you made me realize that the well to hell was a hoax. I found a YouTube video on it and believed it. Maybe I should check the sources before believing a YouTube video.

However, a true thing that happened is that the diver Jacques Cousteau and one of his men heard sounds of human screaming when exploring an underwater gave in the Bermuda Triangle.

Furthermore, scientists have validated hell when making underwater discoveries.

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Scientists recently discovered cracks on the ocean floor where fire was leaking out. Do you know what they found around these fire-breathing vents in the crust? Riftia, giant tube WORMS. Measuring up to 8 feet in length, the worms are ONLY FOUND NEAR DEEP SEA VENTS."

And Jesus Christ said, "Where their WORMS dieth not, and the fire is not quenched"
Jacob does another embarrassing reverse without giving any ground because evidence literally doesn't matter to him. He's proof-proof!

But Jacques Cousteau and the Riftia worms have not been proven wrong like the Well to Hell. How do you explain the human screaming that Jacques Cousteau heard in an underwater cave, and the fact that Riftia worms exist?

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Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2018, 01:54:04 am »
Evolution works and I can hear the ocean in seashells too.

It ain't there!

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Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2018, 07:48:46 am »
Evolution works and I can hear the ocean in seashells too.

It ain't there!

But Riftia worms live near deep ocean hydrothermal vents caused by volcanic activity. How do you explain the fact that it perfectly matches the biblical description of a place with worms and fire. There is no other place on Earth like that. If Jesus was not the messiah, how did he and the writers know about the deep ocean hydrothermal vents?

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Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2018, 02:05:45 pm »
Evolutionary adaptation. Note, while they can live next to black smokers in abyssal ocean trenches, we suck at it. You can't torment someone who's dead.

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Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2018, 02:59:50 pm »
Evolutionary adaptation. Note, while they can live next to black smokers in abyssal ocean trenches, we suck at it. You can't torment someone who's dead.

But that does not explain how the writers of the New Testament knew about it. And since those in hell are spirits who are  already dead, they can be tormented by the deep ocean vents.

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Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2018, 03:05:36 pm »
"Where their WORMS dieth not, and the fire is not quenched" can mean anything that both has worms of some kind and is at least a little hotter than average. It does not mean the writers knew about deep sea volcanic vents.

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Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2018, 03:35:39 pm »
"Where their WORMS dieth not, and the fire is not quenched" can mean anything that both has worms of some kind and is at least a little hotter than average. It does not mean the writers knew about deep sea volcanic vents.

It wouldn’t make sense for the word fire to be referring to anything other than fire. Back then, people thought that lava was fire. There are no other places on Earth where worms live by fire.

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Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2018, 03:38:14 pm »
"Where their WORMS dieth not, and the fire is not quenched" can mean anything that both has worms of some kind and is at least a little hotter than average. It does not mean the writers knew about deep sea volcanic vents.

It wouldn’t make sense for the word fire to be referring to anything other than fire. Back then, people thought that lava was fire. There are no other places on Earth where worms live by fire.

Ever heard of a little thing called imagination?

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Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2018, 03:47:13 pm »
"Where their WORMS dieth not, and the fire is not quenched" can mean anything that both has worms of some kind and is at least a little hotter than average. It does not mean the writers knew about deep sea volcanic vents.

It wouldn’t make sense for the word fire to be referring to anything other than fire. Back then, people thought that lava was fire. There are no other places on Earth where worms live by fire.

Ever heard of a little thing called imagination?

It is highly unlikely that people would imagine something that coincidentally matches what takes place in the deep ocean.

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Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Reply #25 on: November 06, 2018, 03:48:56 pm »
It is highly unlikely that people would imagine something that coincidentally matches what takes place in the deep ocean.
Write enough vague bullshit and it'll eventually somewhat match up to a thing that actually exists.

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Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Reply #26 on: November 06, 2018, 04:36:21 pm »
It is highly unlikely that people would imagine something that coincidentally matches what takes place in the deep ocean.
Write enough vague bullshit and it'll eventually somewhat match up to a thing that actually exists.

However why would someone imagine worms in a place with fire in the first place? That indicates that it was not imagined, but instead the information was given to the writer by Jesus Christ.

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Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Reply #27 on: November 06, 2018, 04:48:32 pm »
However why would someone imagine worms in a place with fire in the first place? That indicates that it was not imagined, but instead the information was given to the writer by Jesus Christ.
You're the guy who says there's a parallel universe where God actually exists and you're a higher-up in some sort of fundamentalist European dictatorship, and there's a wizard who keeps having your doppelganger give you memories of a new True Heir every week or so, and you're saying imagining worms and fire together is just a tad too out there for humans to envision.

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Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2018, 05:08:47 pm »
However why would someone imagine worms in a place with fire in the first place? That indicates that it was not imagined, but instead the information was given to the writer by Jesus Christ.
You're the guy who says there's a parallel universe where God actually exists and you're a higher-up in some sort of fundamentalist European dictatorship, and there's a wizard who keeps having your doppelganger give you memories of a new True Heir every week or so, and you're saying imagining worms and fire together is just a tad too out there for humans to envision.

Worms would die due to the heat of the fire so it is not something anybody could imagine.

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Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2018, 05:28:51 pm »
Worms would die due to the heat of the fire so it is not something anybody could imagine.
Really? Thinking "what if we had those long, slimy things that burrow in the ground, but bigger, on fire and they eat people?" is just too wacky for the human mind to possibly comprehend. Replace worms with lizards and you basically have dragons, and many different peoples had no problem making those up. Not to mention, this scepticism of the human imagination coming from the guy who came up with taking over Europe on behalf of his True Heir of the week with the help of a wizard and his own doppelganger from a parallel universe where neo-feudalist Catholic fundies have taken over all of Europe and the Middle East.