Author Topic: More proof that Christianity is true.  (Read 1002 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Jacob Harrison

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1571
  • Gender: Male
  • The person who discovered England's true monarch
Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Reply #30 on: November 06, 2018, 08:33:02 pm »
Worms would die due to the heat of the fire so it is not something anybody could imagine.
Really? Thinking "what if we had those long, slimy things that burrow in the ground, but bigger, on fire and they eat people?" is just too wacky for the human mind to possibly comprehend. Replace worms with lizards and you basically have dragons, and many different peoples had no problem making those up. Not to mention, this scepticism of the human imagination coming from the guy who came up with taking over Europe on behalf of his True Heir of the week with the help of a wizard and his own doppelganger from a parallel universe where neo-feudalist Catholic fundies have taken over all of Europe and the Middle East.

Very well. However the screams Jacques Cousteau is heard is proof and cannot be explained by Tolpuddle Martyr’s explanation of hearing the ocean in seashells because that is explained by science while there is no explanation why the sound of human screaming would be heard underwater.

Offline Art Vandelay

  • Greatest Person to Ever Grace this Shitty Forum
  • Kakarot
  • ******
  • Posts: 9820
  • Gender: Male
  • Check Your Privilege
Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Reply #31 on: November 06, 2018, 08:37:59 pm »
He's either hallucinating or making shit up. It's not complicated.

Offline Tolpuddle Martyr

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 3558
  • Have you got thumbs? SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING THUMBS!
Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Reply #32 on: November 07, 2018, 03:14:23 am »
"Where their WORMS dieth not, and the fire is not quenched" can mean anything that both has worms of some kind and is at least a little hotter than average. It does not mean the writers knew about deep sea volcanic vents.
In case it needs to be added the wormeths definitely dieth. They aren't cancers.