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Heretics at the train station
« on: November 07, 2018, 03:40:51 pm »
For the past few days, when I have gotten off at the train station by my college, there have been Jehovah’s Witnesses promoting their false religion. I am very fucking angry about it because Jehavoah’s Witnesses are heretics for denying the Trinity and hell and for being unpatriotic traitors to America for not serving in the military and not saluting the flag. They should be banned for being unpatriotic.

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Re: Heretics at the train station
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2018, 03:49:21 pm »
So you're against freedom of religion and freedom of expression. I see.

Any other amendments you're against? The 14th? The 19th? The 26th?
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Re: Heretics at the train station
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2018, 04:27:34 pm »
So you're against freedom of religion and freedom of expression. I see.

Any other amendments you're against? The 14th? The 19th? The 26th?

The 14th, 19th, and 26th Amendments are good though the Supreme Court should overturn their horrible interpretation of the 14th that caused the legalization of perverted sodomite marriages. 

Another amendment that should be amended to adapt to modern times is the 5th Amendment because terrorists and major gangs should not have the rights to not have to answer questions in trial during cross examination. The Double Jeapordy Clause should be gotten rid of because of modern forensic science that can prove whether someone who is acquitted is guilty of a crime. OJ Simpson is an example.
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Re: Heretics at the train station
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2018, 04:30:09 pm »
I do agree that Jehova's Witnesses can go fuck themselves, though probably for completely different reasons that you do.

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Re: Heretics at the train station
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2018, 06:46:23 pm »
So you're against freedom of religion and freedom of expression. I see.

Any other amendments you're against? The 14th? The 19th? The 26th?

The 14th, 19th, and 26th Amendments are good though the Supreme Court should overturn their horrible interpretation of the 14th that caused the legalization of perverted sodomite marriages. 

Another amendment that should be amended to adapt to modern times is the 5th Amendment because terrorists and major gangs should not have the rights to not have to answer questions in trial during cross examination. The Double Jeapordy Clause should be gotten rid of because of modern forensic science that can prove whether someone who is acquitted is guilty of a crime. OJ Simpson is an example.
Oh get bent you nosy little busybody! Other people's love lives or religions are none of your business.

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Re: Heretics at the train station
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2018, 07:30:07 pm »
So you're against freedom of religion and freedom of expression. I see.

Any other amendments you're against? The 14th? The 19th? The 26th?

The 14th, 19th, and 26th Amendments are good though the Supreme Court should overturn their horrible interpretation of the 14th that caused the legalization of perverted sodomite marriages. 

Another amendment that should be amended to adapt to modern times is the 5th Amendment because terrorists and major gangs should not have the rights to not have to answer questions in trial during cross examination. The Double Jeapordy Clause should be gotten rid of because of modern forensic science that can prove whether someone who is acquitted is guilty of a crime. OJ Simpson is an example.
Oh get bent you nosy little busybody! Other people's love lives or religions are none of your business.

But perverted sodomite marriage is not true marriage because marriage is meant to be between one man as one woman for the purpose of procreation.

And Jehovah’s Witnesses are the government’s buisiness because they are unpatriotic traitors to America for not saluting the flag and being exempt from serving in the military.
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Re: Heretics at the train station
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2018, 10:09:01 pm »
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Re: Heretics at the train station
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2018, 10:27:13 pm »
And Jehovah’s Witnesses are the government’s buisiness because they are unpatriotic traitors to America for not saluting the flag and being exempt from serving in the military.
Everyone's exempt from serving in the military, genius. Conscription hasn't been a thing since Vietnam (and that's the way it fucking well should be).

Of course, I do agree that were conscription a thing, "my imaginary friend says so" should not be a valid reason to get out of it. But again, moot point seeing as it's not a thing and I very much want it to stay not a thing.

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Re: Heretics at the train station
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2018, 12:16:45 am »
But perverted sodomite marriage is not true marriage because marriage is meant to be between one man as one woman for the purpose of procreation.

And Jehovah’s Witnesses are the government’s buisiness because they are unpatriotic traitors to America for not saluting the flag and being exempt from serving in the military.

1. Are you saying heterosexual couples who marry who can't conceive aren't? Because if you do it looks like a whole lotta incel sour grapes to me, well-the same goes for gay marriage.

2. Plenty of other Americans don't salute the flag or serve in the military, they're still citizens of that republic because you can still participate in and not betray a nation without doing either. Lots of people do things for their country that don't involve empty gestures like pretending to tip your nonexistent hat at a flag.

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Re: Heretics at the train station
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2018, 03:40:20 am »
The trinity is a heretical idea.  Nothing in the bible supports it, it's just something heretics invented later to justify infecting Christianity with polytheism.  God will send you to hell for believing in it and his ADOPTED son Jesus will agree.


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Re: Heretics at the train station
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2018, 03:42:48 am »
Oh and it's unpatriotic to say it should be illegal to be unpatriotic.  America was founded on freedom of speech/belief/conscious.  To be a patriot you must support such freedoms.

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Re: Heretics at the train station
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2018, 03:50:16 am »
You're all heretics.

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Re: Heretics at the train station
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2018, 04:05:30 am »
There is only one God and he is The Demon Sultan Azathoth, the Blind Idiot God and Yog Sothoth is his gate.


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Re: Heretics at the train station
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2018, 04:20:10 am »
Crikey, I've been reading that wrong for years. I thought it was Yog Sothoth is his mate and thought "aw, sweet. Shambling monstrosities bonding!"

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Re: Heretics at the train station
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2018, 07:52:31 am »
But perverted sodomite marriage is not true marriage because marriage is meant to be between one man as one woman for the purpose of procreation.

And Jehovah’s Witnesses are the government’s buisiness because they are unpatriotic traitors to America for not saluting the flag and being exempt from serving in the military.

1. Are you saying heterosexual couples who marry who can't conceive aren't? Because if you do it looks like a whole lotta incel sour grapes to me, well-the same goes for gay marriage.

2. Plenty of other Americans don't salute the flag or serve in the military, they're still citizens of that republic because you can still participate in and not betray a nation without doing either. Lots of people do things for their country that don't involve empty gestures like pretending to tip your nonexistent hat at a flag.

1. They are validly married as long as they marry with the intent to produce children but then realize after having sex that they can’t conceive.

2. Art Vandelay made a good point on how everyone is exempt from the military unless there is conscription but that we’re conscription a thing, religion should not be an excuse to get out of it. However saluting the flag is a sign of respecting and honoring your country. Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t believe in doing that.